Why would you even want to kidnap Joss Stone?
She's a dick and not worth enough to ransom.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you kidding?
She is rich!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

+fairly attractive

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

+ thick as pig shit

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Very true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

She's Caucasian
but looks like she should be Chinese. It's weird.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

She also has an exceptionally irritating accent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Oh, I noticed Monty mentioned that.
Last time I heard her talk she was all Home Counties.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Faux yank now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Gross. She's such a try-hard

( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, I know maaaan!
She's such a douche (or something)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Midlantic accent
a la CZJ.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

+breathing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Maybe it was some people who were so embarrassed by her faux-American speaking voice
that they felt they had to do something, no matter how crazy.

Hopefully next week they will stave Natasha Bedingfield's skull in, using hardback editions of the works of Byron, Shelley and Keats.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

to a hip hop beat?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

No.
With a visciousness not seen on these shores since pressganging.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)