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Two men have been arressted on suspicion of attempting to kidnap, rob and murder Joss StoneWhich celebrity do you wish that someone would kidnap, rob and murder?
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I think I'd quite like to kidnap Joss Stonefor my own personal pleasure.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:03,
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*googles*I get her Spoiled and Stir It Up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:08,
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Kelvin McKenzieChris Moyles
Alex Ferguson
James Corden
Andrew Wakefield
Yep, they'll do for now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:04,
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I dont know who Andrew Wakefield is but I'd help with the rest of the list(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:04,
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He's the one who created the link between MMR & Autism(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:05,
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I think I'd just continually inject him with something to increase sensitivity on his skin, before continually slapping him, or putting ice lollies/an iron on him.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:08,
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I really have to see that film again, the only thing I remember is Gambon saying 'Welcome to the layer cake, son'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:13,
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He should take his shirt off before he does that.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:14,
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I NO RITENever get the creases out that way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:15,
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bonoobvious answer is obvious.
Also bernie ecclestone
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:05,
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You could shoplift Bernie EcclestoneHe is that small
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:05,
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Woody Allen.And about ten million other cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:06,
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Really?I really don't think she's that bad, especially not in comparison to the rest of the shite that's around these days, at least she writes her own music.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:07,
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Her music is entirely meh to meShe just gets on my tits. "LOOK AT ME!!!!11!" "I'M CONTROVERSIAL!!"
Wearing a dress made from meat? Really?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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She as a person is shit, but her music is better than most.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:11,
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She's fucking crap.I'd rather listen to the death rattle of a diseased gibbon that that pointless bint's drivel.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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As someone who gets subjected to the abject horrors of Radio 1 on a daily basis, without her & Adele, I would be firmly of the opinion that the entire chart show should be destroyed.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:11,
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It's not by choice, it's just what they have on in the bureau here.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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You have pens or pencils right?One in each ear should resolve the issue
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:13,
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Sadly not, when I go down there it's to speak to people.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:15,
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Still better than Example, Pitbull, Nicole Scherzinger, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Jennifer Lopez or DevAll of whom are currently in the top 10.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:14,
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That's like sayingMouse faeces, it's better to be force fed that than Horse faeces, Dog faeces, Elephant faeces or Cat faeces.
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Example's older stuff is fucking awesome, I love his song "Milk your goat".I can't fucking stand Pitbull, he seems to only have songs he's done with people with tallent and is riding that as hard as he can.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:30,
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Black Stone Cherry did a fucking fantastic cover of Rolling in the Deep at DownloadWhich proves its just her voice that's shit and annoying.
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this - just when madonna finally fucks off up steps this attention seeking whore(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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Yep Bob, exactlyMadonna can fuck right off as well. As if we want to see her withered biffer in every video too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:22,
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Don't be too harsh on Madonna.Without her, MC Miker G and DJ Sven wouldn't have happened.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:27,
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I hope there is a swift conclusion to the case as I want to Ring-a-rang-a-dong for a holiday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:29,
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Ouch.I'll try and get into the groove.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:31,
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Another gem from facebookWhen the boy hangs out with the girl 24/7, he starts to have a crush on her, but he doesnt tell her because it might ruin their friendship. the worst part is that she'd talk bout the guy tht she likes to him all the time, and the boy is always jealous and wished that the guy was him. when secretly, she is talking about him the whole time and is just waiting to see if he would pick up the hint. :/
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Is this person 13? I remember thinking that when I was 13.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:10,
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why not hide her posts then?I've done that recently after a "friend" spammed my whole wall with rap videos.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:11,
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Delete him/her immediately(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:11,
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Nope too entertainingHe joined a group last week called, "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting to see if you'll make the effort to start the conversation FOR ONCE"
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That isn't entertaining thoughIt is disturbing in an immature way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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Come on guys, you shouldn't make fun of the disabledAnd this guy clearly has a severe developmental problem that has left him with the brain of a 13 year old girl.
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In other news apple the reason I haven't gazzed you for a few months is not because I'm ignoring youI'm just waiting for you to MAKE a BIT OF AN EFFORT FOR ONCE!
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Wait a sec, 'he' ? =/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:17,
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Just some guy I know, I keep him on facebook because he's so shit.I don't actually like or speak to him, see him maybe twice a year.
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*changes impending tattoo*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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At what point are you planning to rape the girl?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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Why would they do such a thing? What is wrong with this world?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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You get up early, don't you Kristine?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:11,
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Maybe they've a wholly rational hatred of grotesquely over-hyped mediocrities?I'll tell you what's wrong with this world in two words: 'illegal immigrants'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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Gay Pride? What have they got to be proud about, eh?Somalians? Fack orf will ya?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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as if your ancestors were BORN in england, they probably crawled out from under a rock in africa(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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My ancestors were Scots and Vikings.I've no English blood at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:30,
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That's what the Lindisfarne monks said.And look what happened to them.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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They ended up recording a song with Gazza.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:37,
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come now, do you really think I know what you're talking about?(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:52,
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Blousie, he's 16!Put your knickers back on!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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Haha, you're over 3 times his age.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:15,
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I'm only joshing Gonz.I'm not going near anyone under 35.
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girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:16,
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Yeah, but can you imagine how crap it would be.He'd be all giggly and then he'd get nervous and it would start going floppy and so you'd offer to give him a BJ and he'd go all quiet and his face would flush and as soon as he was in your mouth he'd be all like "GUUURRRRR, HURRRH HURRRRH HURRRRH HURRRRH! OHHHHH, Oh god, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, look that never happened with all the other women I've been with"
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I've never been with a virgin and I'm not going to start now.(
girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:17,
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All the other women were hentai cartoonsbut IT STILL COUNTS!
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:20,
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To any celebrity, any publicity is pure manna.I would therefore simply ignore the lot of them.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:13,
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GOOD TO SEE YOU BACKI have to speak to you about something I'll gaz you after I've gone to lunch if I mention it on here it'll sound more exciting and secretive than it actually is.
*taps nose*
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Have you released any deadly viruses yet?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:26,
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Why would you even want to kidnap Joss Stone?She's a dick and not worth enough to ransom.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:14,
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Are you kidding?She is rich!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:15,
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She's Caucasianbut looks like she should be Chinese. It's weird.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:21,
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She also has an exceptionally irritating accent.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:23,
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Oh, I noticed Monty mentioned that.Last time I heard her talk she was all Home Counties.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:25,
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Yeah, I know maaaan!She's such a douche (or something)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:29,
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Maybe it was some people who were so embarrassed by her faux-American speaking voicethat they felt they had to do something, no matter how crazy.
Hopefully next week they will stave Natasha Bedingfield's skull in, using hardback editions of the works of Byron, Shelley and Keats.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:17,
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No. With a visciousness not seen on these shores since pressganging.
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Did you know today was 'Be nice to Monty' day?www.elderabuse.org.uk/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:35,
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Richard Littlejohn.And maybe the guy behind the Guido Fawkes blog.
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Richard LittlejohnOnly lets it spew forth from his rabbit mind because we are all thinking it!
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I can't be one of them, then.God, I hope I'm not a Frenchman. That'd be an awful thing to discover at my time of life.
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:50,
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Doesn't sound like anyone I know.Then again, I tend to actively avoid ill-informed racists.
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Haven't noticed any so far.Most of them are dyed-in-the-wool liberals with odd senses of humour.
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No. No, he really doesn't.He's a troll. In a newspaper, admittedly, but it's still trolling. I want to kick him repeatedly in the balls with steel toe-capped boots, shove a slowly rotating chilli-coated pineapple up his arse, and then douse him in acid. Finally, I would then subject him to the death by a thousand cuts. Or cigarette butts. Either is good.
Yes, he annoys me that much.
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The correct answer to this is Piers Fucking Morgan.Although I fear the use of the word 'celebrity' in the question may rule him out of the running.
What a talentless dollop of jizz he is.
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He did a harrowing interview with Cheryl Cole that made me tear up.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:53,
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Me too. It made me tear up my TV License.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:54,
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Is that the one where she talked about how the Americans didn't want her on tellybecause they didn't want to have to listen to her godawful voice?
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Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:55,
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You are a black toilet attendant AICMFP
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:58,
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YOU ALL LOVE HER DON'T TRY TO PRETEND YOU DON'T(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:00,
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Yes.We'd like to kill her. I'd give her a quick death though, not the long and drawn out sufferings I would prefer to inflict on Richard Littlejohn.
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I'm not that sodding desperate.Any hole is most definitely not a goal.
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He's alrightClarkson is his avowed enemy, so he must be doing something well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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