Um, I don't do interesting
you must have noticed that by now.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sorry to be predictable.
But the Louvre.
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

God, how predictable!
May I ask what on earth you are gibbering on about, please?

Many thanks

Monty x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I think he means the French art museum Monty.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Yes, thanks for that.
1. How is visiting the Louvre predictable? Does everyone go there all the time and just not invite me?

2. His (her?) reply is to Chompy, rather than to my question.

3. 'But the Louvre' does not work as a sentence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

2. It's cooler to reply to me than to you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

The Louvre was good
We all had a party - and cayke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I've not been yet.
I wanted to for a while, and then found out they built a shopping mall underneath it. Put me right off.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Musee d'Orsay is better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

The missus doesn't like horses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Oh come on.
They're clearly the best of all the animals.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I know
My wallet says so
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

And it's full of fucking French

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

OK, I've said nothing even mildly controversial, you're just trying to provoke me. He is, isn't he People?
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Interesting use of capitals.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Why are you all
Such Punctuation Pedants?
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It's a thing we have.
We like and prefer grammatically correct English. As well as English that is punctuated correctly, with the right use of capital letters in the correct places, rather than some half-arsed attempt at being weird and/or controversial.

Stop trying so hard!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

YOU DONT REPRESENT THE PEOPLE!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Are you trying to wind me up by capitalising the word "people"
as if you're speaking to some communist socio-political movement instead of merely some fat, sweaty virgins on an internet messageboard?
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I swear it was "Isn't" before.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

And you'd be fucking correct you potty-mouthed Aussie killer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

No.
1. You've posted in the wrong place.

2. Monty is sarcastic and a dick to EVERYONE. You're nothing special.

3. FOR FUCK'S SAKE SORT OUT THOSE ERRANT CAPITAL LETTERS AAAAARGH
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Lampito is correct on all counts
It's the rest of us being sarcastic dicks to you that makes you special. It's quite rare for the whole of OT to turn on one newbie and bait them mercilessly. If you survive it, you'll probably end up like me.

(That means run away)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Lies on the internet
We like nothing more than baiting a newbie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

We should keep him around.
Stops people from questioning your sexuality so much. And, as he is now the resident newbie, people will ask him if he is Bert/ A scarf-wearing cockhound/ A koala.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

The difference between you and him
Is that he's dug his own grave, and it's more amusing to wind him up and/or tell him to shit the fuck off than it is to accuse him of being any of the above
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I think the shit the fuck off thing is catching on nicely.
We should keep him around though. Like I say, people don't comment on your pink sock or your recent attempt at a Kentucky Tractor Pull so much.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

What's a Kentucky Tractor Pull?
I'm always keen to learn new techniques
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

He's worse that an Ian Huntly Micheal Barrymoor siamese twin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

What has the bird from 'The Hit Man and Her' done to you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

too slow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

why did you capitalise isn't?
Also he probably is people
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

what?
fuck off
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Don't ask him/her/it a question!
It/she/he might respond!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It/she/he They
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)