Prospective houses for down south on the internet.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That doesn't count.
If it does, I went to Libya this morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I was in Brazil, Sri Lanka and North Korea yesterday!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I went to a number of poorly lit hotel rooms
a girls locker room
and a dingy abbandoned warehouse.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

and a womans prison.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I went to bikini island

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I went to San Diego zoo!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I've been too ill to go out out.
Fine.
A muddy field in Donnington.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Where is PD, anyway?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Probably out in Ibiza or St Tropez with some of the 'rappers' from his Bad Boy label.
Probably buying whole clubs bottles of 'Cristal'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I demand that you Leave The Internet
for the heinous crime of acknowledging that magpie cunt's existence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Salisbury
Middle of sodding no where
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Salisbury's a lovely town.
It's not unlike Winchester in many ways.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

That it may be
But there's no dance lessons, no interesting shops and not a single rock bar.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

So what? It's near Stonehenge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

That'll keep you occupied every single day for the rest of your life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

There's also Avebury and Danebury Rings, Silbury Hill, West Kennet Long Barrow....
Also it's not too far from Andover where you might meet Reg Presley from The Troggs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Oh wow, so many old people places to visit!
If there are no castles, I'm not interested.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I've been before.
It's pleasant, but it won't hold my interest for an entire year.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

hahahaha
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Salisbury/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I know
There was a "Salisbury" magazine in the B'n'B room I stayed in for my interview. It was all antique shop advertisements.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

You'll be alright,
there's bound to be plenty of things to do, just that they're unadvertised once you get there people will let you know.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You'll have to visit me :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Bath is less than an hour away
and one of the nicest towns in England.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

London is 2 and a bit hours away and the BEST city in the UK

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

She won't care about that.
No grotty sleazy stripping classes, sorry I mean 'Female Empowerment Through The Medium of Flashing Your Minge In Return for Some Grubby Pound Coins in a Pint Glass' - I always get those two mixed up for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Ignoring your terrible sexism
I'm sure there's going to be some pole classes, they're popular loads of places.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Wherever there are drunken, slightly foolish men with spare change....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

You wanna go somewhere where you pay paper money
Better class of stripper there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I really don't, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Well at least we've found a vice that you don't subscribe to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I don't think there is, I've already trawled the internet.
I may have to take up ballet or gymnastics for a year.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Maybe as part of a local gym or something?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I'll have to have a proper look when I get there,
But I'm not getting my hopes up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You could try and recreate that iconic scene from the Cher video for 'If I could turn back time'
But instead of straddling the gun on an aircraft carrier, you could wedge yourself on the gun of a tank on Sailsbury plain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

That could work.
But will it keep me fit and strong?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Absolutely no idea whatsoever.
But you might qualify for a grant from 'Help for heroes' if your tank-dance proves popular with injured squaddies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Punching monty in the face will
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Why do so many of you on here have such a problem with this?
Even if your sexist, annoyingly stereotyping description was correct - which for the billionth time it isn't - surely what I do or do not do with my vagina is my business and no one elses?
I don't get involved with what you shove up your nose, leave my dancing the fuck alone.
And this goes out to anyone who's ever called me or Kitty a stripper or a traitor to feminism.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I am teasing you, you pillock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I don't care.
You might be, but there's other people that don't.
It's really starting to get on my nerves.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I'm totally high fiving you later
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Watch the elbow!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Probably in a naive fashion.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

No I'll do it arrogantly since I'm definitely right and nothing anyone says will make any difference.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

What's naive, Al dear
Is believing every tired outdated stereotype you can find despite repeated evidence to the contrary.
Now who do you think that applies to?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Oh look, disappeared again.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

He's probably just busy you know, not taking the internet seriously or anything
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

What you said while teasing has been repeatedly said seriously
as if their choice of hobby is now a battleground for feminists.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Technically your vagina is just the tunnel that connects your womb to the outside world
I think you meant vulva
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Vagina is also commonly used as a general term.
My cunt, minge, vag, fanny, whatever.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Well you have fun with it whatever you do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Thanks, I will.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Why so stressy are you on your period?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

No, are you?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Don't worry I'm on your side sister

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Don't even bother, bluenamer.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Alright, alright.
Don't get your g-string in a twist.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Keep your fucking nose out then.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Alright, whatever.
It's a free board though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Then I reserve the right to be angry ONLINE.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

At what- some light ribbing?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

This is why I told you to keep your nose out.
You don't know the full story.
There's a search feature up top. Learn how to use it.
Or at least ask Chompy nicely.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Christ on a bike.
Don't have a full-on meltdown over a simple post. It's pixels on a screen.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)