oh boy, oh boy
the super hot delivery boy came in just now
I totally anticipated his delivery and I did my hair this morning so as to not look like the typical garage worker girl with my hair back in a ponytail.
And then my boss came in and was all "This is Kristine, she's a bitch LOL" and I was all D:
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did he have a big package for you?

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

well, it was longer than the palm of his hand, so...

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Did he have Beadle hands?

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

hulk smash hands

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Goodness me.
Y'know what they say about men with big hands...
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Gloves are an utter cunt to find, sure enough.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)

And they can absolutely demolish a sphincter.

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I don't like fingers in my trash can.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)

*Nudge nudge, say no more*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)

You'd have to ask Darth about that.
Have you met Darth? He's our resident Clapham Common public toilet reviewer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)

We haven't met, but his reputation precedes him.
I heard he's a massive bender.
(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)

An utter bender
And a major quender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)

He'll deny it an stuff, what with having an attractive woman on his arm
but I'll just say "Elton John, mid 1980's" and we'll say no more about it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

She's not that fit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)

she looks like she's 12

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

So...pederasty as well as quenderism...
Quite a combination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)

It's worked for the Catholics.

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Don't be mean.
She's lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)

*taps nose and points*

(Impunity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Did you say
That's QUEEN Bitch to you, peon!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I was so shocked I didn't know what to do. I almost said "And you're an asshole" but you know that would'nt have went down so well

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)