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( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:18, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

EX council house.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Bag spelling rules ok.
Shit!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)

So we can say whatever we want about people then?
In that case, I wish to declare my undying love and devotion to Darth.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Get in the queue.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Who is first then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Me, then Monty.
Then Rory.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Rory loves the cock, to be sure.
I mean, have you ever seen him talk about an ex girlfriend? Or a current one, for that matter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I had a girlfriend once who would do anal but wouldn't do blow jobs.
FACTBOMB!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Well, I suppose that once having had your cock rammed up her arse, the appeal would have gone somewhat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I never mentioned ATM.
If that's what goes on round your gaff, then that's fine, whatever floats your boat and that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I never stipulated ATM.
I was merely speculating. Online.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

The rumour mill is grinding.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Fuck that shit.
Are you coming to see the Sisters of Mercy in That London in November with me and Clendrix or what?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Too poor dude.
But I love London.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Damned shame.
They were excellent in Leeds earlier this year.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Ok then.
So I get sloppy... fourths.

Kinky.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

or you could all do him at the same time
I bagsy watching
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

He can only do four maximum.
I hope I get his dominant hand.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

wot no skull fucking?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

No that'd be wrong.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

picky picky

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

if i come to chicago i'm going to write i <3 n-dubz on 27 different buildings

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Oh my god, like
I've been to Chicago like so many times and not written on buildings, like. Totally.

I love Chicago. It's like an unpredictable Leeds.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

listen valley girl, i have never been
But it's likely I won't write on any buildings
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Gag me with a spoon
I love Chicago.

Yeah, I keep doing this travelogue thing but I don't know anything much about Europe. I just luuurve the States.

Chicago is one fucking cool city. Buddy Guy's was closed last year but where the hell else can you stroll into a bar and have a chat with Buddy Guy, or Paul Westerberg?

Doesn't matter if you ain't starstruck. Other than Austin and Portland, it's a winner.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

No idea what you're talking about

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

If so, I could post a picture that was requested on Facebook in this thread
but none of the 5 b3tans that asked for it are around. Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I dare you.
In fact, I double-dog dare you.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)

It's pointless. I will if one of the aforemnentioned b3tans shows up.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'd like to see the picture of bald crow
if that's what it is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

ME ME ME ME ME

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Noel, Earlier:
i23.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0615/4b/730350a7a8ee561e4151d8916ce85d4b.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I'm so pretty!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Freefair, earlier:
i23.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0615/aa/16fb42944a80b742604e71b2609346aa.jpg

this one's much better, and I'm bookmarking it for regular use.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)

What you wank over is your own concern, but at least label it NSFW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

alright Rory?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Meh alrite I suppose
How have you been getting on with our '16 year old from Wolverhampton'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Grooming is going great thanks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I'll throw it out there that he's not what he says he is
OMGASPLYINGONTHEINTERNET
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

ORLY?
Gaz me bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

He's not a sock account, just a long time lurker playin peeps for teh lulz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

You think?
You mean like you and the weightedcompanioncube username thing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I missed that, what happened?
Any links?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Screengrab the cunt next time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I believe he is proposing is that The Luggage is your sockpuppet.
I don't give a fuck either way, I just think dozer is being deliberately coy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

no, last night while The Luggage was on here
Someone called weightedcompanioncube showed up. I just thought they talked like Rory. And nicking a username just for the lulz is a Roryesque thing to do.

I am probably wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Looks a bit old for freefair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

do rory next

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Uuuurggh I've got standards Kristine

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

DO ME! DO ME!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

How's this?
i23.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0615/88/fab48871148fb6e0eb2eeed1ae571288.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Eerily accurate.
But I am not a goth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

He's just a big old pussycat
4.bp.blogspot.com/_aGdpCd9h3TE/SkhqFZFc6dI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Um1PBEZFrog/s400/Jeep_Fat_Lion.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Probably more like
3.bp.blogspot.com/_aGdpCd9h3TE/SkYDQTQ9kwI/AAAAAAAAACs/G0x2YrNvlvY/s1600/fattest-cat-ever.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

This
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm watching The Terminal, it's bloody brilliant.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I've finished watching The Terminal, bloody brilliant.
More updates as events unfold.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

A picture of whom?
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

'Whom' is used in the same way as 'him' and 'her'.
Surely you mean 'a picture of who?'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

My Mistake
Thank you for the correction.
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

How did /talk go?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Sadly, it's been deleted :(
I just love that someone who was bullied off /ot chose to seek refuge in /talk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

We are terrible bullies on OT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Dave, 43, from Daventry really needs to put more effort in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

It wasn't bad
Until I wrote a post questioning Rutland's status as a County .
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It's all attention, under the laws of the internet you're winning

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Fabulous user (The Supreme) Crow
who is famous for being gay and having long flowing hair.

Because I'm not a bitch, I won't humiliate him and put it on open board.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Oh, right.
I was concerned for a moment.
(888777555, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

You think 5 b3tans would ask me on Facebook for a picture of you?
Ha. Ha ha ha.


( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I quite like psychochomp.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)

He's alright, in a rapey sort of way.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Is TheDisappointed still around? I missed his user number subthread before
and I want to rub his nose in mine because, as we all know, user numbers and post counts make you cool.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I've only just realised how old you are

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

He's an old gimmer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

was it the grey hairs or the paunch?
it was the gut, wasn't it. It's not my fault, my metabolism's slowing down and I love pies :(
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

you lot and your pies, geez
no it was your user number

like woah
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

To be fair
i stopped visiting b3ta for about five years and most of the time I was here, I lurked.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

me as well
but I didn't lurk, oh how I should have
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

But look how you've both grown
I'm so proud of you xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

when's the secret b4$h Rory?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23519
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

why do they need all that space if only 6 people are going?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

That's his very fast car, and that's the dog that he has as much sex as he wants with

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Hood-Butter's one of them, though
so they need all the rest of the space for the rock stars and supermodels that'll be attending.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Crunchy's user number's pretty low, too.
i've been nosing about and most of the people that seem like they've been here forever, haven't. Weird.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Typical, Bobby's too lazy to delete his self destruct thread
What goes off in that kids head I'll never know
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

it's all the cannabis and pornography.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)