Nope, sorry
Fucking hell, why is it that even when I get an early night, I'm still shattered the next day?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Necrophilia really takes it out of you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:34, Reply)

You'd know.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Easier at night innit
Less light = easier graverobbing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Still, not as easy if you can't see
And for all you know, you could end up fucking the eye socket. It'd still be moist, and with a micropenis like yours, you'd never even touch the skull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Any hole mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Especially if its moist and slightly suppurating.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

That's what she said!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Said the pathologist to the coroner.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

You fucked a talking corpse?
I think you'll find that was an OAP mate. Your standards are slipping.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Well, if I can't fuck your missus, your mother will have to do.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)

My missus would rip your cock off and beat you to death with it, after first injecting it with growth hormones to make it into a suitably sizeable cosh
Ditto my Mum, probably.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)

A 15 inch black cosh?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Well, I certainly like it rough.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

That's not what I heard
I have it on excellent authority that you cry when you cum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

wahay skull buggery ahoy

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

It's God trying to tell you to face up to the fact that you are a disgusting tranny who should kill themselves for the common good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)

And what's he trying to tell you every morning you crawl out of your dank little hole, to face another day?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

'GO FORTH AND TELL THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS, MY CHILD'
In a booming 'God voice'. It's quite alarming, but preferable to 'KILL THE PROSTITUTES, MONTY' which I also get.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)