I'm about to undergo a big career change.
I'm applying for work as a teaching assistant in primary schools, working in after-school clubs for experience, registering my charity and starting to apply for grants, and applying to start a four-year part-time counselling course. If all three of those come off, I reckon that'll be my dream sorted.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:10, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking Wooo Noel : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

*dances*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Musically, I don't have a general style.
I'll listen to anything, as long as it's good. The most extreme thing on my music list is probably Mad Capsule Markets and even that's not that extreme.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

They're a fucking odd band, saw them a few years back.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

They make my ears bleed but in a good way.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

How are you going to cheat the CRB check?

( Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Apparently if you chew a nicorette before the test, it messes with the result.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I heard stuff gets scrubbed from your record after fifteen years.
That's right, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Not sure all the noncing gets wiped,
Sorry Noel
( Peej, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

OH awesomeness !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

=)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I love you Noel.
You're like some sort of lovely beardy angel man.
( wanderlust, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Awwwww right back at you girl.
Apart from the beardy bit, that'd be weird. Awesome but weird.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I keep getting people saying they thought I'd shaved mine off
because one of my idiot friends commented on a 4 year old picture of me on facebook. the spastics.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Being a beardy lady would be a good excuse to join the circus though.
I can't do any of that trapeze or plate spinning stuff.
( wanderlust, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

If Monty's anything to go by, you'd make a great lion-tamer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

lion-tamer geriatric nurse.
( wanderlust, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Best of luck fella.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Ta.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I'm trying to think of an original way of saying "great news, really hope it all goes well for you mate"
but I can't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Cheers, I'm sure you'll all be bored to fucking tears with my smugness in six month's time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

twat
just helping you keep it real here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Dependable Vipros.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

It will all go wrong and you'll end up homeless, with AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Hahaha yes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

not just AIDS
BAD AIDS.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)