Me vs car.
When I was thirteen. I was on crutches for months after that little stunt.

Rhubarb and custard.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rhubard is rather magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Rhubard?
What's that?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

a cross between rhubarb and shakespeare

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

click

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Haha!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Fucksticks.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

me versus car on a mountain bike down a 1 in 4 hill 4 years in plaster and 7 years on cruthes with 8 operations at the last count
and the threat of amputation like the sword of Damocles hanging over my head oh and that was back in 1991 in fact 20 years last week
not that i am counting like



the eton girls eating my mess with strawberrys
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

how on earth did you spend 4 years in plaster?
your skin would never recover.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

over several operations
sorry didnt make that bit clear
me stupid
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)