I have a list of band names that you can use for a small fee.
Tangerine Escalator. Ghengis Fuckpaws. Gay men eat grasshopers. Spaffing on kittens.

the list goes on.

and tea. Coffee is the drink of cads, shirtlifters and pederasts
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*wonders which one I am*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

there's nowt wrong with a bit of cadding.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I've looked up pederast
And it seems a perfectly legal thing to do.

*whines*
Leave pederasts alone!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

fucking small boys is legal?
I must admit I never got THAT memo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Not underage - adolescent
"Pederasty or paederasty is a (usually erotic) relationship between an older man and an adolescent boy outside his immediate family."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

it's rooted from paed
meaning "child" ... so .. I don't think it's likely to be legal. And i'm pretty sure it's implicitly sexual rather than usually erotic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I still plan to get a 60s garage/psych band together at some point.
When I do we shall be called The Iron Dukes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)