Penazzling exists.
I have no idea why you'd want to stick glitter on your hoohaa but some people don't like Hollywoods, some people don't like Brazillians, some people don't like bushes.
Not sure where I'm going with this. I guess it's your minge. If you want to ahve a date with a glue gun and some Swarovski crystals, be my guest.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've never been able to pronounce Swarovski
it seems that however I pronounce it, the person I'm saying it to gives me a sneer of derision and pronounces it a different way. So then I adopt that pronunciation next time to someone else and it happens again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

It's a "W" at the front and a "V" at the end right?
The way an English person would say them, not a German. That's what I say anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Well I pronounced it swore ov skee
but I've heard it pronounced schvartski and shrowskee
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I can't imagine either of those last two being correct

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

maybe they were mocking me
I might start pronouncing it schvoutskee in an angry Russian accent and see if it catches on
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

You should crack a raw egg into some vodka while you say it
and then knock it back in one hit, smack you lips, and then roar.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

IT'S RIGHT BECAUSE I SAY IT'S RIGHT
DA?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

the sneer of derision is at your foghorn-like wail
not your pronunciation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Swarovski smoke grenade
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

shouldn't you be desperately gazzing girls?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Shouldn't you be getting a job?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I have a job
A SUPER EMPOWERING JOB WHERE I'M EMPOWERED ALL THE TIME!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Do you empower those phones by answering them
and those bits of paper by photocopying them and those files by putting them in the filing cabinet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

erm, no, I'm a pole dancing teacher. I thought we'd covered this Al.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I didn't realise you had stopped your other job.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Oh yeah I left that.
and this time it was through choice! I'm trying to do the corset and cupcake thing. Whilst relying on Wiggy to support me. This is why feminists hate me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Swore ov ski?
Swarh ov ski?

who gives a fuck. I have a dedicated Swarovski applicator though, heats up the ready glued ones.
I like sparkly things, ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)