I'm sure it would help you get a PA job, but not be one of the bosses.
Anyway, tell me more....
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not wanting to tear you away from your flirtation mate
but there's the vastly more important matter of cricket to be discussed. Um, what did we say in the event of a draw? Cos I can't see me getting a quid out of this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Fuck off Darth, I'm busy.
I took England to win, any other result, you win
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

*does rain dance*
As you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

+ man

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I'll just say the film Secretary...based on my life.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

WORM KILLER

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I'll check that out.
Still, a secretary is not exactly breaking the glass ceiling, is it?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

She dances under tha glass ceiling in an empowering way
not caring if the men above are looking through the glass at her and wanking.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

guys wank over me anyway
might as well make money from it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Maybe I should make Deborah Meaden my role model
instead of Miss Moneypenny
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

even you couldn't end up that ugly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Just give me time
and cigarettes. And the bitter loneliness that comes with being a ball crushing female tycoon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)