What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman
none, no potatoes.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

What dessert makes chef's the most money?
Profit-eroles.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

What type of cheese can be used to entice a hibernating grizzly from its cave
Camenbert
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Why did the baker have brown hands
because he kneaded a poo.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I saw a bishop the other day
fucking fraud, he didn't move diagonally once.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

How does wormulus change a light bulb?
He just holds it in place and waits for the world to revolve around him.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

How does PsychoChomp change a lightbulb?
He invoices himself from his business supplying office fittings and claims back the VAT when he does his receipts that weekend whilst browsing OKcupid without any pants on.
( WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I keep my pants on tyvm
don't want to catch my balls on the waist high layers of empty crisp packets and beer cans.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

what;s green and invisible?
this cabbage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)