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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A man decides to throw a fancy dress party, and the theme for the party would be emotion.
The evening comes around and he hears the doorbell go. Opening the door he finds one of his friends wearing green clothes, green skin and green hair.
"Great what are you?"
"I'm green with envy.
They both have a laugh and he's invited in. Minutes later the doorbell goes again, he opens it to find a woman wearing a pink bikini with a massive pink feather boa wrapped around herself.
"Fantastic what are you."
"My dear I am tickled pink!"
They laugh and she's invited in. Soon enough the party is in full swing and the doorbell goes again. The bloke opens the door to find two Jamaicans standing there, one naked with a pear on his knob and the other also naked with his prick dangling in a bowel of custard.
"What the fuck are you?"
"Well I have cum in dis pear and my friend is fuckin dis custard."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:16,
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15 years ago)
no no noIt's
'I'm deep in dis pear and he is fucking dis custard'
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:18,
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Couldn't be bothered to type it out so c and p'd it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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