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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who's got a pet?
I've got a cat and used to have hamsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:55, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have a cat called Joe. He is black and white and I like to stroke him and tickle under his chin.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I have a new neighbour who is black and white and called Oliver,
He's very small and I worry about him.
Our Tigger is a tabby weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
is he a minstrel?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)
JEALOUS

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)
He's got spats as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)
spats?
I don't speak northern?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
These, ya tit
www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=spats&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Tu0&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=ivns&resnum=3&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1126&bih=472&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=7872219004099141787&sa=X&ei=qX36Tfa6NtO08QPG2a2qCQ&ved=0CF0Q8gIwAA
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)
fucking hell you live near some cool customers.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)
They're just made of fur, above his paws like

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)
i have a python
she is lost somewhere in the house :(
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Is she still alive?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
should be, nothing smells of rotting flesh etc. they can go ages without food...
hope she is fine, though who knows
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:01, Reply)
snakes freak me the hell out

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
she is/was cool
very placid and gentle
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Even when people say that
and I know there is no danger, I am still creeped out by them. Even if they are just in a snake cage* in teh same room

*terrerium?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)
vivarium

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
that's the one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Can't you tempt her out?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
have tried
left mice, heaters out etc

nothing... cest la vie. sucks though
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Ask Saint Anthony and St Francis of Assissi.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)
ask Harry Potter.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)
WTF's he got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)
he's got a thing for snakes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
He's a parselmouth, Roota.
GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Arselmouth more like

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:09, Reply)
*applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I seriously know fuck all about that wizardy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Ask FreeFair, he'll tell you.
He's going to get an A in literature.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)
He'll be flying jets to the Arctic Circle and ruining people's hands when he grows up I tell thee

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Reckon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I have a degree in it, ask me instead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Me too, as it happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)
*fist bumps*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)
i dont have a degree
but i can writ and reed gud!!
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I see you speak the same Johnny Foreigner 'language' as that frightful FreeFair chap.
He's a dreadful povvo don't you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:22, Reply)
I only haz a-levewl
But I got an A for my (can't spel gcse) in English Language when I wuz on only 15teen.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I wipe my arse with degree certificates
i have so many
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I don't have any pets anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Did they tell you 'it's not you it's me'?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
No.
I fucked 'em to death Roots.

Shagged the life out of the four-legged little fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Dog Juan!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)
They've all Juan now :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I have guinea pigs
and they are ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
*guinea pig noises*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)
hehe
right now they are chuntering away and gnawing at cardboard tubes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)
i have a pooorly pup
She only went and vomited orange foam in my back seat and is now passed out on her blankie. they shaved a load of her hair off, oi Jeff, you like that shaven look?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:34, Reply)
aww, poor echo
she'll be OK, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)
yeah, she's just zonked

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Woo!
Poorly pup is just a bit snoozey I'll bet.

Have they given her one of those lamp-shade things to stop her from eating her stiches?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:36, Reply)
nah, said dogs don't usually try to eat them
Said she can lick all she wants and sent home some sedatives as well
Woo calm pup!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Bless the poorly dog.
And poor K for having to mop up dog sick.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:44, Reply)
good times were had by all :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:51, Reply)

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