I got a text from one of our customers at 7.00am today
complaining that the thing I told him was going to happen on his server had actually happened.

However, the sun is shining, the weather is free yeah.
I don't quite want to move my dancing feet as yet though.

I have large amounts of booze to consume over the weekend, I am having good curry with good friends tomorrow night and I am on a half day today to take Cow Jr swimming to a pool with a pirate ship in.

This makes for a happy, nay laughing cow

Breakfast was Shreddies this morning, served with black filter coffee.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Milk is traditional, you heathen
Morning mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Not for filter coffee in my house/work
Morning!

I am most happy in that I've just put my overtime claim in and it came to £870 this month. Woop! Disneyland here we come!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I meant on your Shreddies ;-)
Good work sir. Paris, Tokyo or Anaheim?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Paris in August
Spending the last of our compo money to take the kids there (including Mrs Cow's 21 year old daughter who is more excited than the 4 and 1 year olds!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Nice
Elizabeth will have the time of her life. Hopefully only up to this point.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

That is the plan, yes
Just hearing that my wallet will be raped each time I require food (i.e. often)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Too bloody right it will
The best value place to eat there is a hotdog place on the corner of the main street just as you go in, and that's just in comparison to the other places. I recommend picking up some fast passes from ebay before you go.

This forum has some good tips about the place
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

They should eat at 'The Beast's Lair'.
I had a queue of kids half a mile long waiting to gobble my hot dog when I worked there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

*guffaws*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*opens window*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Oh god yes
Also, don't allow yourself to believe that just because you're going to Paris, the options available to you food-wise will be many and varied, or thematically appropriate to the area of the park you're in, or anything. Learn to love burgers, hot dogs and pizza.

I was particularly unimpressed that in one "restaurant" (50's themed diner), there were five vegetarian options and four included fish.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Fish aren't vegetables?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

No. And if anyone tells you they're vegetarian, but eat fish, give them a slap
The word for people like that is pescetarian. Or cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Please blow it up when you get there.
Hideous palace of vulgarity that it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I shall place the TNT when I leave
Elizabeth is practiaclly wetting herself at meeting Belle, Snow White, etc...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

+nd
Hur Hur
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

All the staff are paedos. All of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Did you work there?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Overqualified

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)

It was more of a labour of love than a job.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

He was "The Beast"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I refused a salary. It didn't seem fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)