hahaha
I can just imagine the introductions by the host, 'So Jeff, what do you do?'

'I fuck dogs Dermot'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd pay money to be there.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

If we're going to base our introductions on that
We're definitely not having SpankyHanky

(obviously otherwise he'd have been top of the list)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

In that case, we couldn't really have Ape either.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

They're going to run out of beep noises for our team

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

So how many people have you got in your team?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Three - me, B3th and Bobby
We need two more, ideally a third clever one so we can chuck Pires
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Right, I have to get back to it. I'm being 'Looked At'.
Let me know who's on the team, will you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

OK darling
Have a feeling it might not change that much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I'm game

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Good man. That's four. Can we get Enzyme onside?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)

"No, I meant for a living - you mong"
*belms*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

You definitely can't come on

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Why?
Are you discriminating against me? I noes me rites.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

"And what do you do, (insert real name here)?"
"I fist Reverends Dermot"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Not for a living, you mong - just pleasure.
Anyway, maybe Fister is my surname, and Reverend is my er...rank.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

The batsman's Fister, the bowler's Willey?
Oh if that were true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

You deviant, sir.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Where are all the bowlers with amusing surnames?
They have all but disappeared from modern cricket. I blame Twenty20.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Deed poll is a terrible thing
I think there was a guy who played for Leics called Humpage. Sounds like one of those olde worlde words.

"And verily, there was much Humpage at the royal feast."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)