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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are your teeth still playing up? You poor thing.
Alt: cat, cake and my loved ones.
Speaking of which, I need a fathers day present.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:40, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I bought my dad one for the first time in ages
and he picks this weekend to act like a complete cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Add to your Alt:
Killing Australian wildlife experts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I'm taking my dad to a Gershwin evening at the Phil
and we have great seats.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
So do I.
For ME.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Get that 'George The Bear' suit.
And when your ex gets back from her holiday tell her she owes you two grand.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
She once hacked into my mobile account to see who I'd been calling.
Maybe I can do the same with her bank account.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
do you reckon she has a couple of grand going spare?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
One of the most horrible feelings of my life was when her step-dad got a card and I didn't.
Happened about five years out of ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I am not expecting a card or present ever, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)
When she's old enough, she'll twig.
When she starts pre- and primary school she'll make stuff in class and will be absolutely determined to give it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)
^this
You'll have a wall full of drawings, glitter covered cards and stuff made out of cereal boxes before you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I shall not allow Glitter within a hundred yards of 'my little princess'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Hold up a sec.... you need a father's day card, because you're a father. And I need a father, to get a father's day card for... well, a live one and all that.... and I'm really into step-mum fetishes so Lusty could fill that role.....
Nah', that's a silly idea, you wouldn't be interes....well, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
If there's a case of Yop on my doorstep when I get home, as a sweetener....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Oh bless you honey, you're not worth an entire case ! You silly saussage, you're worth about 5 bottles on special offer _max_.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I fucking love this place.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
And a note saying "Why not sit out here and enjoy a cold Yop ...
... best not to come in for an hour or so, you might see something you don't want to"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I love all the things you love as well and this makes me happy.
I need one too, but I just don't know. Dads are the hardest to choose gifts for.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
My dad is difficult. Mum i usually go with makeup etc.
My dad loves music, but it's impossible to buy music as a present for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)
same here!
I think I will buy my dad some Sujan Stevens cds or something.
He likes him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Get him some Shakin Stevens CDs instead.

All dads like Shakey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Mine sure does.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Get him the Wakey Shakey alarm clock

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)
If I had that I'd keep it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
On the rare occasions they do come up for sale, they usually go for £250+

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Christ alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

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