In other news, England are really good at cricket suddenly
Also, I'm going to keep harping on about this until we get a full team - B3TA DOES EGGHEADS. So far we have three confirmed names, and a promise from Bobby that he'll do it if we can't find anyone else clever. There are five people on a team, so we need two more names. Sorry Bobby.

I think filming is in London so we could totally bash it up afterwards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you come to London I'll fucking bash you up myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I would love to see you try

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

He'll stand up, focus on you, point his left index finger at you (getting it right on the third attempt)
and say "Hey, you filthy cad, I'll have my man give you a damn good thrashing if you don't get out of my sight this very instant!"

And then, without bending his knees or waste, he will gently make the transition between vertical and horizontal without hitting a single piece of furniture on the way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Whilst the first 10 seconds of Tom Sawyer plays on repeat in the background...

(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

By Mindless Self Indulgence?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I could probably do it
I'm quite good at pub quizzes and that. And SCIENCE.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Done
Two girls out of five! We shall single-handedly dismiss the idea that the internet is populated solely by sweaty-palmed virginal men in their mid-thirties!

I'll get the application form
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'll join u...
oh.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

You're clever, right?
Bobby's out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

So who are your final 5?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Spoilers...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Well I'm guessing that there is you, b3th, berk and now Kroney.
So that's 4.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Vippers is in

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

So that's 5 then.
What are your specialist subjects/super powers
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I'm not at all clever
but I will inflict physical violence on at least one of the Eggheads.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

You're definitely in with that sort of qualification mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I can see it now.
The challengers today are..

'Berk - science'
'Darth - Musicals and Bumdering'
'Kroney - Random acts of violence'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Not random, Jeff
Never random.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Kicking the shit out of CJ would never be considered random
Rather, necessary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Stedman, Lorraine, something, something and Ringo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Stedman
*nonce lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I'm not in my thirties.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I'll do it if you win money.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Been there, done that
This is purely for PRIDE.

and hopefully money
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

you ignored when I said I'd do it
so FUCK YOU AND THE SEQUINED HORSE YOU RODE IN ON
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I did reply eventually
and counted you in the team. You, me, B3th, Berk and Kroney. Unless Bobby throws a hissy fit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

what areas do we have covered?
I always get let down on sport and soaps.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I can do sport
Science is, I think, sorted, although not by me. TV and film are mine and B3th's specialist subjects. Kroney, what are you good at? Assuming that "scatological fetishes" doesn't come up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Fucked if I know
I just want to give the smug one a slap.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

science and nature are my best subjects in most games
and I have some of music and film covered.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Music's all your sunshine
The sort of thing I know a lot about won't come up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

You dung-reeking country cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I'll do it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Fucking hell, we're going to have to hold auditions at this rate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)