Enough people make a mockorary of the institution that is marridge.
They should make penaltys for failing, like they have to chop off their wedding ring finger.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's pretty ridiculous, 90Nz0
My mate Karen was just telling me about how she had to play marriage counselor to her brother and his wife, apparently the largest problem they had with eachother was she didn't get to watch her tv shows.
How fucking pathetic is that? Grow the fuck up already.
I think it's ridiculous that someone as fabulous as I am is single yet these twats are married all over the place.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Imagine how you'd feel if you got married and your husband said, 'No more N-Dubz'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Who would do such a thing?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

anyone in their right mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

if they loved me they wouldn't do such a thing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Tough love.
You would appreciate it in the long run.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

If they're about to break up, can't I just continue to listen to the cds I already have?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

No, it would have to be cold turkey
It's the only way to save your soul.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

IF LOVING N-DUBZ IS WRONG I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Maybe it's your fondness for N-Dubz that has left you on the shelf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

That would only explain why I've been single the last year.
I guess it's my Shrek like features that do it, really.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Me

( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Yeah, but they are married to twats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I seriously think it's a crime that me and you are on the shelf when so many others aren't.
For the record, I'd totally let you watch the US version of Shameless if I can watch my 'oaks. And I think the US version of The Office is better than the UK one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Right!
I don't know what Shameless is but you can watch all the Hollyoaks you want as long as I can drool over True Blood.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

When you two get married you should break with tradition and instead of having champagne for the toasts
You should have Yop!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I'm down with that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Would you please be upstanding and
raise your glasses small, plastic pots of yoghurt to, 'Gonz and K'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

*clunks*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)