Crystal Maze
Best 'gameshow' ever, and the most expensive. However, I would change it a wee bit, to the....

Crystal Meth Maze.

Basically get 6 random punters mad stupefied on Meth and set them a series of challenges. These could include...being quiet for 3 minutes, scab picking and retrieving insects from under their own skin.

How could it fail?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm in.
A friend of mine had the time of his life on that stuff in Las Vegas. He was in a strip club for over 24 hours without noticing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

bet he noticed when he checked his bank balance afterwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Yup, he spent a fucking fortune.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm intrigued as to what he didn't notice?
just that he was in a strip club?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

That 24 hours had passed since he went in there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

that is pretty impressive
I was going to ask ... didn't it close at some point? but then I saw the word "Vegas"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Breakfast strippers must be a sight to behold

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I wonder if he would have noticed
if he'd been made to suck off a fat sweaty businessman to get drinks money.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

lack of advertising revenue and having Keith Chegwin present naked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)