did you see it?????????
ewwwwwwwwwwww
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I did. Wasn't too bad once the fat was lifted up.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

eurgh wtf y'all talking about?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

bloke had just lost like 150lbs
He was still really big, and he couldn't find his willy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

could he find it before?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

No
The doctor lifted up all the huge apron of loose skin hanging over it, and there actually was a willy there. They're about to show him having an operation to remove all the excess skin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

was it big?
I notice that the fatter a guy is, his penis isn't any bigger
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)

As I say, I'm no expert
but it looked about normal size to me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

What is normal, again?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Like, an inch or two?
When erect they can go as big as four inches.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

haha as big as four inches?
mega big lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

ron jeremy lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)

That's not a penis, that's a chipolata!

(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

And you're bringing the apple sauce to the table

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I've just had a deeply unpleasant mental image involving a teaspoon
thanks for that.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You're welcome
nothing wrong with your boyfriend's chipolata I'm sure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I know :(

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

it's like a cruel punishment from "that fictional character in the sky"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I think the fatter you are the smaller your penis becomes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I imagine he could find it
he just couldn't see it.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Is that like your boyfriend?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Once we could see it
it did look about average. Not that I'm any kind of expert...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Neither is berk's boyfriend.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I've had bigger
but he knows what he's doing with what he's got, and I'm certainly not complaining.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I know, I'm only teasing.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

*smirks*

EDIT - I pity the poor sod, should I ever have the nerve to bring him to a bash...
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

People would keep making innuendos
and he wouldn't be sure if they actually knew about his size or were just trying to make him feel uncomfortable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I don't think I dare, to be honest
it would probably only end hilariously badly.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

At this moment in time I'd be happy with anything.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I ought to pimp him out
I could do with the cash tbh...
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)