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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:40,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:48,
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I've been had, now I'm sad and blue...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:54,
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i'd like a shiny new boss that isn't a mong, ta(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:18,
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Think I've got my phone to act as a modemand I only had the cold sweat of thinking I'd bricked it the once. Now I've just got to try it with my SHINY AND NEW laptop and see if it did in fact work.
Look, I'm topical.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:18,
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Look! This is me on my laptop! Huzzah!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:36,
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Is this your gimmick these days?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:22,
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Everybody needs a gimmick nowadays.Mine is being disposable. Like a packet of tissues.
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:24,
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Yay! Blousie.Where have you been?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:26,
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And how far was it?And did you have a nice weekend as well!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:27,
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That doesn't sound like it was as much fun as it should have been.Tell Uncle Jeff all about it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:29,
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Sorry! not in the best of moods.What have you been up to?
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:30,
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I was at a wedding on the weekend.I had a monumental hangover on Sunday. :(
*Wants to cheer up Blousie*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:30,
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I had a Sunday hangover as well.I wasn't sick though so that was a bonus.
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:32,
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Did you have a lot of fun on the Saturday that resulted in the hungover Sunday?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:34,
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Sorry to read that :(On the plus side, tomorrow is another day and things might be a lot better then!
Why not pour yourself a nice glass of wine, kick back and listen to some tunes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:37,
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I've gone through half a bottle already.Another day but same old shit.
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:38,
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Are you properly 'meh' or do you just need to be told to MTFU(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:39,
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Sympathy will be following. Rest assured.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:42,
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Jeff, I've just been looking at this tourist site and I didn't realise exactly how large london was and it makes me sad to be so stupid
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:30,
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after looking at the site once more and realising there was a flag over the actual London, and I was confusing it for "East of England"I now feel like a bigger idiot
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:32,
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You're an American. Consider yourself excused.If you know how long you'd likely to be travelling for, I'm sure the good people of OT would be able to suggest 'things to do in Blighty' for you to consider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:32,
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all signs point to arriving saturday morning and leaving monday afternoonbut what's the point in going and not staying long enough to do stuff gosh I'm so confused
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:34,
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This is true.So do you want to see all manner of historical shit?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:36,
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not_allI can't afford to go travelling all over the place
Guess I should just shut up and start studying all that's on offer
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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Or start a 'What should Kristine do in the UK' thread.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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And mamase mamasa mama makossa.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:47,
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Hot-stepper was well catchy*Still loves it like that... murderer*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:48,
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Is that a typo and do you mean one of these
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:48,
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shhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to study all that you've available(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:45,
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Oh man, if you do come to London you've totally got to Gaz me up and I'll get Gonz and Badger and Clendersand we'll take you to awesome rib places or awesome curry places.
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well...I do look like I have a woodchipper in my mouth...(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:54,
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Ignore Al, gaz me up and we'll go drinking and have a fabulous time(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:50,
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I'm sorry :'((((((((pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease forgive me!
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00,
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If you let us know when you're coming to Londonwe'll forgive you.
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well yeahduh
you think I'm going to go BFE on my first trip? no.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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Like Yorkshire.That's where they make BGBs. But it's also in the middle of nowhere.
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I just don't know, AlI'm literally making a spread sheet to show how much I need to set aside each week in order to have a 3 day trip there.
It will take a year in order to save enough to go for a week.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:18,
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Absolutely no point doing a weekend in the UKHonestly. There is no point in doing that at all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19,
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Dudethere's no point coming all this way for three days. Come next year for 10 days, it'll be way more awesome, you'll have more money, more time and see more stuff and people.
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^ ThisIt'll take you 3 days to clear customs and to find a cab.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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The cost of the flight will be the same if you are coming for 3 days or 3 weeks.It would be well worth waiting and coming for longer.
You'll get to see fuck all over 3 days and it really wouldn't be worthwhile.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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In three days we could take you round the big smokeIt would be so awesome, we'd show you the Houses of Parliament, we'd show you Buckingham Palace and Hyde Park. We could go to the bar on the boat near Richmond Bridgeand Monty would take you to pretentious places in Shoreditch.
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oh but Al, those other people are telling me it wouldn't be worth itI wouldn't be worth it to come over and see you lot and walk around and do things
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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I know.And I totally didn't have to use archive.org to find out.
At first I thought it was this fellow but no!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:56,
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No, he was my inspiration though(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:02,
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It's obvious as soon as you read the story about broken legs man!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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You're not disposable to us!You're precious and beautiful and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:59,
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I'm all about BGBs stuff.I'd totally guff for some of BGBs stuff.
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Thanks hon.We should totally hook up and get pissed.
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:01,
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Would you like to go on the pier?We can totally have beer and chips and tell Jeff all about it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:02,
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:(Fuck ya both! I'd be on beach having an ice-cream and a ride on the donkey's whilst you both get on the lazy-train down the pier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:06,
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Well, you're not invited thenHow d'you like *them* apples?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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Yeah, well Blousie has invited me now. So 'nah!' (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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Right that's it!!!!!!As soon as I can I'm coming down and me and you and B3th are going to own that pier.
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:11,
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Oh yeahWe'll go all up and down that bitch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:14,
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I don't know if we can own the pier Blousie.The current owners have spent a fortune on it since it burnt down. If they were to sell it, I'd imagine they'd want tens-of-millions for it, at the very least, several billion tokens from the prize-bingo. Which might be beyond us.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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We can pretend we own itand chat up some midlanders. They'll be well impressed man. They might even let you touch them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19,
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Goes to a cafeOffers a Brummie a 1970s tie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:20,
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6 weeks supposedly, got lessons in PAIN tomorrow(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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Are the lessons being given by Mr T*Snickers lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19,
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I pity the fool who needs pain relief(Although gas and air would be a great way of getting him on a plane)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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Gas and air, biggest con since Mr. Majeka's wonder youth giving tonic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:23,
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I imagineit will be the next time he goes near her with his penis.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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I have life assurance, need some for the misses(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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Oh my god is anyone watching Channel 4?You would not believe what I have just seen. My eyes! My beautiful, beautiful eyes!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:25,
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bloke had just lost like 150lbsHe was still really big, and he couldn't find his willy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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NoThe doctor lifted up all the huge apron of loose skin hanging over it, and there actually was a willy there. They're about to show him having an operation to remove all the excess skin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:35,
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was it big?I notice that the fatter a guy is, his penis isn't any bigger
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:40,
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As I say, I'm no expertbut it looked about normal size to me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:44,
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Like, an inch or two?When erect they can go as big as four inches.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:47,
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And you're bringing the apple sauce to the table(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:53,
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I've just had a deeply unpleasant mental image involving a teaspoonthanks for that.
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You're welcomenothing wrong with your boyfriend's chipolata I'm sure
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:57,
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it's like a cruel punishment from "that fictional character in the sky"(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45,
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I think the fatter you are the smaller your penis becomes(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:50,
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Once we could see itit did look about average. Not that I'm any kind of expert...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:38,
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I've had biggerbut he knows what he's doing with what he's got, and I'm certainly not complaining.
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*smirks*EDIT - I pity the poor sod, should I ever have the nerve to bring him to a bash...
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People would keep making innuendosand he wouldn't be sure if they actually knew about his size or were just trying to make him feel uncomfortable
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49,
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I don't think I dare, to be honestit would probably only end hilariously badly.
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All finished :Dmassive relief
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:39,
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Oo you!I wrote you a limerick last week whenI was going limerick-crazy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43,
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I didn't write it down, because you weren't here.Hang on, I'll see if I can remember it...
EDIT: fuck it, I can't remember the last line.
The cleverest b3tan we know
Studies poets like old Cicero.
She's in Oxford Town
But she might get sent down
and I really can't remember what the last line was. Buggeration.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:46,
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Yeah, it really sounds shit nowIt was great last week when I wrote it. I went limerick-spazzy. I was writing them all overthe bloody place.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:04,
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Thanks :)I'll try and think of a last line
edit: how about 'because her brain is actually so-so'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:08,
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About a week into July I think(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45,
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Haven't booked it yetwant to see if I've passed haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:48,
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you scoff nowI scoff all the time
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:51,
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Oh give overof course you have! You get to pick when you graduate, then, or graduate in the autumn? We just got told our date and time, which was pretty much this week three years ago.
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We have several ceremonies throughout the yearand we have to book months in advance.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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Yo KristineYou could have an amazing three days in London if that's what you wanted to do, we could take you to awesome places and get you really drunk.
I'm going to New York for a long Weekend in October, so it's just the same sort of thing.
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Thank you, I tried to post this up there to JeffYeah flight would be the same
but three weeks worth of hotel stays all over the country including sight seeing tours, trains, cabs, food, etc I'd have to save for years to be able to afford that
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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Yeah totally, if you stay in London you can get a cheap hotel, or if you're really skintyou could stay in a hostel for virtually no money. And the Dollar is loads stronger against the pound at the moment.
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If you need somewhere cheap to stay in Londongaz riverghost. He runs a hostel somewhere in London.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:37,
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not to sound rudebut hostels just sound like the place you go to get robbed and/or murdered
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:39,
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either way I'd like my own hotel room how much money do you think I'd need?
like $500 spending cash?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43,
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Well, let's see.A Tayyabs is going to set you back about £20 plus a fiver for 6 cans of polish lager. Then You'll want three one day travel cards for zones 1-4, so that'll be another £20. And you'll want at least £50 for boozing it up, and you need to have a traditional Sunday Roast, which will be about a tenner, then you'll need two or three full english breakfasts, which will be about a fiver each.
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Isn't Tayyabs what they call cigarettes in Tennessee?"Momma, I'm jist goin' out ter git twenny tayyabs."
"You come beck here raght naow Billuh Bob! I'll not hayave you smokin' yer filthy tayyabs in mah haouse, it's a siyyin against our Lord Jesus!"
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:17,
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This might only make sense if you're a gamerbut it's funny
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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Not in the Uk.It's all students and hippies. Sure you could get robbed but not murdered.
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43,
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I don't want to get robbed either, BGB.I'm such a worrier, it's horrible, I'm already worrying about getting robbed and/or murdered and I don't even have money saved let alone a passport
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:44,
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Naw, I've stayed in hostels all over the UK and europe and never, ever had a problem. Never felt uncomfortable, or unsafe. And they are tremendous value for money - after all, when you visit another country, you're hardly going to spend any time there apart from to sleep. So as long as it has a decent bed and a decent shower, who gives a shit - why pay more than you have to?
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You can get murdered or robbed just the same in the USA you know.Stop fretting. Poppett seemed to do Ok while travelling and as far as I know she didn't get murdered or robbed once.
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girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:46,
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I once went to Atlanta GA to meet some internet forum peopleflew out on Friday and went back on the Sunday evening. I had a great time but I really should have made at least a week of it.
Plus I had a healthy income but was still living at home then so I could do stupid expensive things on a whim.
You should talk to Poppet, she crashed with B3tans and they only raped and stabbed her a little bit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49,
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I don't like the idea of relying on anyone. I'm just going to stop talking about it because the more I talk the more I'm discouraged and the less I want to even bother with it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:50,
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Save the money anywayand even if you decide not to make it to England, you'll have the money to go somewhere nice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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But it will be so much fun!You should totally do it, you'll have a great time, even if you didn't meet a single b3tan you'll still love London.
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everyone's all "it's not worth it" and "that's not enough money"sod all you twats for ruining my plan and making me sad
except for al of course
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:02,
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You should totally come, KristineWhen you run out of money and have to suck off tourists in phone boxes, we'll all rally round and help you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:05,
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yeahthere's loads of people on here who'd pay to be sucked off
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:10,
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don't you worry your pretty little headI'm not coming
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:11,
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boooooooooooooooooooget over here, now!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:12,
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This is actually sadYou would have a ball over here. As soon as any of us wins teh lottery, I'm sure that person will fly you straight over here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:15,
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well whats the point, everyones told me not toIf I won the lottery I certainly wouldn't come now
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:18,
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who are these fools who've told you not to?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:19,
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I said that trying to see the UK in 3 days wasn't really worth while.Given that he cost of the flights would be the same if K came here for longer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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well why not go to one placeand make all the UK come to her
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:23,
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I'll speak to Bath Council in the morning and see if they'll lend me the spa for a weekend.Moving the Clifton Suspension bridge won't be a problem, what with me being a local.
Apparently all Bristolians get to borrow the bridge once, just to show it off to visiting 'Mericans.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:25,
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There's nothing you'd miss not going to wales(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:26,
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except lots of cold naked welsh peoplewww.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2011/06/20/skinny-dipping-world-record-attempt-on-rhossili-beach-91466-28905796/#.Tf-7EVuqa5U;facebook
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:30,
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Or a sheep-dip as everyone else knows it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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If you weren't such a useless spastic twat Jeffyou would know that she wasn't trying to see the UK in 3 days, just spend 3 days in the best bit i.e. London.
Now stop trying to put her off.
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When K originally mentioned coming over, she made no reference to coming here just for 3 days.I will, however, take the useless spastic twat comment on board. I need reminding now and again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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Cheers Al.And I'll be sure to remind you that you've fallen out with your old man.
*Reminder high-fives!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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who gives a shitAll I said was I didn't know where I wanted to go or what I wanted to do
Because who really cares about me planning my trip other than myself, I'll keep it to myself from now on
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:39,
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I care about you planning your tripbecause if you're coming to London I'd love to meet you.
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ta, will definitely let you know when the time comes(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:54,
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Don't be like that!We can help you avoid some of the potential pitfalls!
Don't think I was trying to discourage you from coming over to the UK, I was just under the impression that you wanted to see various bits of it, not just London. If all you do want to see is the capital, then do it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40,
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Yeah.We could take K on the pier!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:21,
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My first trip to America was to spend a long weekend with five women I'd met on the Internet.Six years on, we're like sisters, and we try to see each other at least once a year.
You can meet some right nice people online.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:51,
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QUICK! someone give me internet validation!I just played the worst I've ever played in a concert :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:55,
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Oh dear, did your pink oboe burst all over you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:55,
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nastyI had the blowing and fingering all wrong
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:56,
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*takes notes*it's just been so long I forgot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:04,
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Well, you knowthey might have changed the rules in the last ten years, but I seem to remember that was how it used to be done...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:06,
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if only there were somewherewhere we could get a wealth of information about things related to sex, the internet it so very coy on these matters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:08,
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cheersgot a concert next week, too, perhaps I'll have practised more by then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:59,
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YES!that's done it, now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:09,
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never mind pet(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:12,
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I'll be better at it next week(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:19,
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No matter how bad things were.At least you've never, to my knowledge, been a member of rocky-pop combo 'U2'
So you can hold your head up high and continue flutin' away!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:23,
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I have notI have played on the same stage as Manic Street Preachers (just not at the same time) and been in a band with a member of Athlete (the school band), but never U2
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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I once was near some drugs, too!actually, probably better is that I once had larger and a spliff for breakfast at glasto
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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A massive spliffMade with an extra Rizla - which is why it's called a 'larger'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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YEAH! i totally got stories like Monty's ones...my only other one is that my 2nd cousin lives next door to Ozzy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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Hey kidz.I'm watching Dating in the Dark. A guy is trying to get into a Christian girl's knickers by lying that he believes in God. Lolz.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:11,
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that sounds like one classy showis that the one where they don't see each other and then when they do one of them laughs in the face of the other, you know, like internet dating?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:12,
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Isn't that the one with the tag lineCan you spot a ginger in the dark?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:18,
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:(culture is dead
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:19,
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This would explain why TC never made in on the pro-tennis circuit.Most matches get played in the sunshine and I'd imagine he'd get terribly burnt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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That's probably why Boris Becker never got anywhere.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34,
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He's not very gingerbut he's ginger enough to be touchy about it if you tease him.
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I always wanted to be ginger(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:25,
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Doctor Who lols.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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I don't know, don't think so(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:24,
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I'm good.Stressed. I just need a job. But other than that things are excellent. How are you?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:29,
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I'm alrightI'm feeling totally emo about the row I had with my dad last week. He just called up and I was hoping for an apology, but instead he just said it was my fault. And he didn't even mention the fact that he was being a cunt on friday which is what i'm really hacked off about.
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NoHe lost some keys, I asked him to look for them again, he got in a massive strop and says I was demanding he look for them too aggressively. Then on friday he rearranged a meeting so he could go on holiday, despite the fact that this will mean I'll end up going back and forth from London to Brighton almost every day for a week.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that :(I hope he apologises soon.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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Let me guess.Is it broadcast on BBC3 and heavily repeated?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:27,
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alright Lampitohow are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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I'm sure she's fine(I have no evidence to back this up, but you've been sitting there, waiting for a reply for 10 minutes and I hate to think of you waiting for a reply that isn't coming).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:42,
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Hey JeffIs this what you were trying to show me earlier?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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I'm ok love, how are you enjoying freedom?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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so so goodI've just relaxed so much. Feeling less stressed?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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Not really.Jobfear is starting to really kick in...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:52,
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I'm trying not to think about itwho the hell would hire me?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:03,
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I would.For sexy work.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:06,
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