There's a guy that parks his Polo just inside a junction
right at the crest of a blind hill. Stupid cunt.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should leave a piece of wood with 4 inch nails driven through it behind his tyres.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I'm sorely tempted to do something about it, that's for sure.
I can be a terrible cunt on the roads.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It's reading shit like this that makes me very glad I don't drive.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I obey the rules of the road and expect others to, as well.
A lot of the time they don't, then get cross at me because I do and then I follow them all the way home :)
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

+ and assault them with a frozen cleveland steamer.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

The exception is people driving in the outer two lanes on a motorway
when they should have pulled in. I have no ethical problem with undertaking.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I only get annoyed when nearly run over by bicyclists.
Apparently, because I'm facing away from them, I should look where I'm going. Whu?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Cyclists are massive, massive bellends who deserve to be run over by lorries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

So should your unborn child

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I was paraphrasing
what i mean is self righteous bprick cyclists who pay no heed to the rules of the road then moan about getting hit. I had one get angry with me this morning when he was cycling the wrong way down the road
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I was riding up a gentle slope the other day past a T junction
there was a car waiting at the junction and they waited until I was about 5 yards away before they pulled out across me to turn right. But they stopped when they were halfway across my lane and looked annoyed when I called them a cunt as I swerved round their bonnet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

They were a cunt, the problem I find is that a lot of drivers and cyclists
will only blame the opposite side, both are as stupid as each other
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'm always very tolerant of cyclists because I know how worrying it is when someone sits just off your back wheel in a car when your riding.
But some cyclists don't do themselves any favors.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

One guy properly flipped out at me when I gave him the finger when I went past.
He was cycling two abreast on a narrow road and weaving all over the place to boot. It took me three attempts to get past him safely.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

You'd think someone who is one side-swipe away
From becoming a red smear on the road would have a better sense of self-preservation.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

This annoys me so much ow the M25 has been widened
it's like people get scared when presented with the 4th lane and so have to pretend it's only a 2 lane road.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Middle lane drivers should be run over by lorries
I find they braodly fall into two groups, egotistical men who won't move over as they will feel imasculated and women who have no idea where they are or why they shouldn't be in the middle lane.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Short fat women
with thick lensed glasses who have to lean over their steering wheels and peer at the road ahead like they've never seen anything like it before ahead.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

That sounds like Penfold trying to drive.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

^this
I've found them to be either dopey women or middle-aged Asian gentlemen.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Somebody on another forum really, genuinely, seriously asked
if you still had to keep left on a four lane motorway.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

On the roads, eh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I'm actually quite friendly, otherwise.

( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)