Well, I am
You're Southern, used to play in an orchestra and have two surnames.

You ponce.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're using your name and sig to say "Fabulous".

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Jealous, aren't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

A double-barrelled member of the proletariat ?
Priceless
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Having a double-barrelled name apparently makes you middle-class
*still boggled by that*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It makes you common if it is new and two people thought they'd simply stick them together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

^ FACTS, ONLINE.
Unless your marriage is an alliance of decent old families, doubling the names up makes you a horrid little prole and the sort of cunt who refers to their house by the spurious name you've given it, rather than by its correct address, '13 Bog Lane, Pikestown, The North'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

No it doesn't
it just means your parents thought they were middle class.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)