While we are on the subject of the great North South Divide
As a non UK resident could someone please explain why the further north you go the less clothing the women wear on nights out - irrespective of the weight they may be carrying on their frame. I have never been to the outer Hebrides, but when you get there do the girls go out naked?

Thanks in advance for your useful and insightful replies.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:59, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Northern birds have cracking tits
and want to show them off. Problem solved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

That seem to come down to their knees.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

mmmm....
tiiiiitttsss
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It's because they are sluts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

...with cracking tits!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Hence going out in the freezing cold wearing nothing but a g-string and a dishcloth is admired.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Tell that to my grandfather who had a stroke in 2006 and now can't wipe his own arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Ok I will. Where will I find him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

*psst*
Look in the mirror
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

zing!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Only applies to England.
The clothing level starts to increase again north of the Tyne. The zenith, or nadir, dependant on your opinion, is just to the left of the centre of the Bigg market.

By the Hebrides they are clothed normally and by the Shetlands they are wearing a seal like a hat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Ahhh the Bigg Market
Truly the anus of Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I feel enriched with your knowledge

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)