I would still kidnap Kym Valentine who plays Libby Kennedy
and tie her face down over a table in the basement of an abandoned office block and then I'd get out a gramophone and put on some old Charleston records and dance around just out of her line of vision wearing a batman outfit. Then I'd lay out a picnic blanket, open up two bottles of champagne, put a straw in one and put it close enough for her to reach and then toast to our future lives together.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have planned this out
Libby would get it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I love Kym Valentine more than I love Fiona Bruce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*googles*
*spaffs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Exactly.
She's even more of a minx with her new hairstyle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

My cousin was in panto with her.
They had to kiss. Jealous?
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Only if he got to finger her afterwards.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

finger brutally fist
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

fist feed blinis with philadelphia and smoke salmon topping
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

make sure she gets some philadelphia on her face but just out of reach of her tongue.
You could perhaps imagine she'd received a facial.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)