Partly, the other reason is that Monty won't play any tunes that anyone actually likes

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

or has even heard of

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

This is probably true
Honestly, if he played Fly Me To The Moon and shipped in Kristina Rihanoff for me to dance a Foxtrot to it with her, I still wouldn't unless I could be assured that there was not a single camera or phone-based equivalent anywhere within a mile radius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

To make sure they wouldn't film your raging boner?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

tina Rihanoff Akabusi

to make sure they wouldn't film your raging boner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

+Kristoffersen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

that doesn't even make any sense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Kriss Kristoffersen
or however you spell his name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I know that
but you put +Kristoffersen

which didn't make any sense, unless Akabusi and Kristoffersen have married and double-barrelled their surnames.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

They have done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

in that case I withdraw my objection

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Agreed
Also, I have standards. We'd all do Akabusi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Awooga

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

What a rush.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

He'll have a meltdown anyway with the constant barrage of requests for tunes that are 'fucking bent'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I already feel slightly sorry for him
because fucking EVERYONE is going to ask for Bowie, aren't they.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Hey everyone
Lets Dance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

+in the street

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)