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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Office idiots.
You know the drill. The people you work with are a mismatch of sorts. You go out for a quiet drink after work on a Tuesday and nature will take it's course.
Observe. The quiet office worker, suddenly fuelled by alcohol.

Paula Abdul was right. The rhythm IS going to get you!

*Apologies for the vileness of the bar. Cheap drink, innit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=swjwCNFnTsc
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, 117 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
FOB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Top Tip.
If you ask a question, people are more likely to reply.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

or is it Gloria Estefan?

Im not asking a question. I'm making a statement! :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Opposites really DO attract!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
THREADJACK!¬!!!!!1111!!111
Best cartoon character?

My vote goes to Benny from Top Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

from Top Cat not tied to a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Road Runner

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Road Runner isn't even the best character in Road Runner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Wile E. Coyote conveys the best "why do I even bother" face I've ever seen.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Homer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Professor Frink FTW

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
glaven

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Adam West

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Do you like that programme? I cannot get into it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Family Guy?
It's a bit hit-and-miss recently, but there are some cracking episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
He had his greatest moment recently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhUFA5LlIng
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Best cartoon characters are the two
astronauts in 'Space Argument'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Patrick Star.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Good call.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I know. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Clive, Monkey Dust

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Cheetara
Apparently it's perfectly normal to still wank over her
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Come to think of it she must have been passed around as some kindof currency amongst all the other thundercats, so like sloppy tenths could be on the cards

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I had you down as a WileyKit kind of guy Rory

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
What the hell is wrong with you, she's just a kid man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I feel sorry for WileyKit
a girl surrounded by men crashed on a foreign world. Cheetara was probably always a slag, but WileyKit's an innocent. Or she will be until she goes through puberty. Then she's going to be passed around like a piece of meat.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Google tells me there's wileykit porn, what the hell is wrong with people

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Godwin's Law mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
You're thinking Rule 34 mate.
Godwin's Law means someone at some point with call or compare someone to Hitler or the Nazis during an argument/debate on the internet. At this point, the debate is over due to overwhelming stupidity on the part of the person who is calling their opponent Hitler.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
I think this also applies
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Sorry Rory,
but are you new to the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You're right kroney, where there's paedo disabled porn, snuff porn, and god only knows what else
cartoon paedo porn is only to be expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Sharky and George. Not so much George
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
The Pink Panther
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
from head to toe?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Got to be Homer J. Simpson
or, from a nostalgic point of view, Megatron. How can a robot sound so much like he smokes 40 a day?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Who was the Autobot ambulance?
He was shit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Ratchet
Yes he was. Blaster was the business though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Can't watch youtube at work
presumably it's a drunk guy dancing flamboyantly? Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Great, another Northerner

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
*plays 'Hovis tune'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
*dies of damp coal dust induced TB*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
*dies of damp minge dust induced TGB*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I'm more northern than he is.
I'm from Aberdeenshire.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
That makes you a forrin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
True.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
We should have a stricter immigration policy to stop all these northerns and porridge wogs coming to our proud english board.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
They should have to have a Northern icon in their sig, a golden whippet maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Or a lump of coal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
You are well racialist.
I love the phrase Porridge Wogs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Fuck this shit GeordieJay, and fuck you too
If I catch up with the dirty cunt who fucked up my bumper at Tescos Colney Hatch Lane I swear to god I'll do time for them
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
*runs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Angry...

I don't even know where that is but maybe you'd like to lie down and tell me all about it?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I would love to watch this fight.
AND IN THE RED CORNER WE HAVE!

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE the marketing manager of a small advertising firm in Finchley.

AND IN THE BLUE CORNER WE HAVE!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the internet hardman.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS WILL BE THE BOUGHT OF THE CENTURY! THOSE OFFENDED BY BLOOD SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
BOUGHT?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
There are too many g's and h's in that word aren't there.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I'll paralyse that Steve cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
He shops in Tescos
He must be brain damaged already.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Yeah, but so does Rory.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
and Asda, Morrisons, Sainsburys, Waitrose
I'm a supermarket whore
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I bet sometimes you pop into Waitrose at lunchtime
and then stop off at ASDA on the way home, when you can still smell Waitrose on your fingers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Has no-one else noticed how very close Jay's name is to Jam Master Geordie?
Or that the smugness levels in here are on the rise?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I've noticed that following your post, the levels of cock loving men in this thread are on the rise.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
AA and Sportscow have been outed in successive days, true
I suggest you get on board the gravy train now mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Gay is the new straight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I'm a fucking pioneer innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

pion qu
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
You can get tae fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
*cough*BUSTED*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Your arsehole is what?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)
You are Wayne Campbell AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
And your name rhymes with his partner AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Pole dancing GeordieJay?
That's so slutty. You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
That guy totally empowered himself.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
don't be so naive

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Clearly not me!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
It was not Paula Abdul

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Bad news.
After yesterdays smug-fest at my lack of hayfever this year, I now have hayfever.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
: (
*proffers sleeve to wipe nose on*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Fank U.
*Rubs already bloodshot eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I seem to remember on the news this morning that it was going to be bad round your way for hayfever.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
And it would appear they were right.
I'm surprised though, as we've had some rain and that usually means I'm not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
After the rain a few days ago my hayfever was terrible

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
You're not making me feel any better.
*Takes more Clarityn*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
The fever is gonna get you
I told you it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
You give me fever.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Steady on lad, she's taken.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Yeah, I know that.
But she probably doesn't have an annoying song in her head. I hope my post will correct this.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Ah Jeff man!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
I'd take her.
BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I corrected myself!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
See that video there, Monty?
That's why no-one will dance at your M3CH4-84$H
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
No one will dance at Bash Boyce
Because everyone will be too busy painting pictures with sound.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Partly, the other reason is that Monty won't play any tunes that anyone actually likes

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
or has even heard of

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
This is probably true
Honestly, if he played Fly Me To The Moon and shipped in Kristina Rihanoff for me to dance a Foxtrot to it with her, I still wouldn't unless I could be assured that there was not a single camera or phone-based equivalent anywhere within a mile radius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)
To make sure they wouldn't film your raging boner?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

tina Rihanoff Akabusi

to make sure they wouldn't film your raging boner
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
+Kristoffersen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
that doesn't even make any sense

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Kriss Kristoffersen
or however you spell his name
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I know that
but you put +Kristoffersen

which didn't make any sense, unless Akabusi and Kristoffersen have married and double-barrelled their surnames.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)
They have done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
in that case I withdraw my objection

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Agreed
Also, I have standards. We'd all do Akabusi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Awooga

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
What a rush.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
He'll have a meltdown anyway with the constant barrage of requests for tunes that are 'fucking bent'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I already feel slightly sorry for him
because fucking EVERYONE is going to ask for Bowie, aren't they.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Hey everyone
Lets Dance
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
+in the street

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Is there going to be music by SClub7 at mecha-bash?
I'm only interested if there is music by SClub7
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Frankie from The Saturdays used to be in S Club Juniors
and she is hot pies now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)
On the basis that 'there ain't no party like a S-Club party'
I'd imagine not. Although I'm sure Monty will provide the casual racism that'll be missing from the lack of S-Clubbers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Scat Club

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

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