Everyone is going to answer boredom to this
Anything more convivial will be met with hoots of derision. Or "bender".

Alt: I only get one?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bender

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Someone had to do it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

And I felt my time had come.
I'm slowly ticking off the rites of passage here:
Accused of being Bert - check
Called Darth a bender - check
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Next up is "be raped by Chompy"
have fun with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Ouch
And everyone goes through these hazing rituals? Right...?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

no.
Next up is being told to shit the fuck off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

That's a relatively recent addition to the canon in all fairness

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

it's my meme I think.
Or is it? What is my meme?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Crippling music snob

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

is that it?
I thought I was better than that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Hey, this is just my opinion, and an abridged one at that
Feel free to cast the net wider
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

[random word]-core

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

If you can whether the sort of abuse I took when I showed up then you'll have earned your right to stick around and call me a bender

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Darth you utter bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

It's 'weather' you fucking wanker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

whether?
edit: rory put it much better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Ah bollocks
*scurries away in shame*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Isn't it still going on for you?
I must say you seem to handle it all very well*, with good humour.

*For a bender
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Oh this is going to be fun.
*Sits back with popcorn*
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Darth gets bullied by a n00b

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Darth gets bullied by everyone.
He's got a fabulously thick skin.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

THAT@S WHERE YOU@RE WRONG
He's notoriously thin skinned, to the extent of offering to track his detractors down in real life and give them a good (botty) bashing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

de

*norfolklols*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

+fore

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Oh yes indeed
That was sort of the point - I'll let you know when said abuse stops. Probably when they hold the Winter Olympics in hell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Winter Olympics in Hull?
Give over.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

That might be even more unlikely

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

If indeed you are slowly ticking off the rites of passage

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Yes, just the one.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)

My instinct is to say Liam Gallagher or Robbie Williams
but the damage is done now, all that's left is to laugh at them. If we're talking a current public figure it's got to be that pointless cutn McIntyre, hasn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)

or Monty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)