Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
Dead thread is dead.Why are you lot even here?
Alt: public figure you'd most like to subject to a slow and agonising death.
Alt alt: How would you do it?
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
boredomBono
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50,
Reply)
I think you are speaking for most people hereWith both answers.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:51,
Reply)
Anything to break the crushing tedium of my day to day existenceAlso, I'm bored.
Alt: As ever, Kelvin MacKenzie.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:51,
Reply)
As above, boredom.Richard Littlejohn. What a cock.
With a diet of crushed glass, hyrdoflouric acid and death by a thousand cigarette burns.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
First person to mention Thature gets a klaxon(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:53,
Reply)
Oh right.She'll die of her own accord soon enough, and dementia is a horrible way to go anyway.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I now want Cher (the tart who got off to a battle ship, 'if i can turn back time', that one) to release an album called That Cher.That's if her name is spelt cher, if not, it'll make the whole thing really pointless.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:44,
Reply)
You'll need to learn how to translate Gonz's postsHe won't change for no man
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01,
Reply)
Just read it phonetically,with a mouth full of sushi.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05,
Reply)
Once you get used to it, you won't want them to be changed.They're part of his awesomeness.
(
Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:15,
Reply)
Where else am I going to go?An African dictator. Any of them will do.
Starve them to death.
(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:53,
Reply)
This should explain what I mean, sorrywww.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/1325273/Mugabes-bodyguards-floor-Tatchell.html
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:04,
Reply)
Everyone is going to answer boredom to thisAnything more convivial will be met with hoots of derision. Or "bender".
Alt: I only get one?
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)
And I felt my time had come.I'm slowly ticking off the rites of passage here:
Accused of being Bert - check
Called Darth a bender - check
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05,
Reply)
OuchAnd everyone goes through these hazing rituals? Right...?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:09,
Reply)
Hey, this is just my opinion, and an abridged one at thatFeel free to cast the net wider
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
[random word]-core(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:30,
Reply)
If you can whether the sort of abuse I took when I showed up then you'll have earned your right to stick around and call me a bender(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
It's 'weather' you fucking wanker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:19,
Reply)
whether?edit: rory put it much better
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:19,
Reply)
Isn't it still going on for you?I must say you seem to handle it all very well*, with good humour.
*For a bender
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:22,
Reply)
Darth gets bullied by a n00b(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:25,
Reply)
THAT@S WHERE YOU@RE WRONGHe's notoriously thin skinned, to the extent of offering to track his detractors down in real life and give them a good (botty) bashing
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:30,
Reply)
Oh yes indeedThat was sort of the point - I'll let you know when said abuse stops. Probably when they hold the Winter Olympics in hell
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
If indeed you are slowly ticking off the rites of passage(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:27,
Reply)
My instinct is to say Liam Gallagher or Robbie Williamsbut the damage is done now, all that's left is to laugh at them. If we're talking a current public figure it's got to be that pointless cutn McIntyre, hasn't it
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Why?You could get endless hours of fun just shouting "Oi Morrissey! My dinner shits on yours!"
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
WhyBecause he's a twat and eating meat with go against his ethics making it doubly worse
(
Peej, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:12,
Reply)
good to see you preparingtell me a about a time where you had to change something to make it better?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:02,
Reply)
I led that particular focus strategy.I used the 'shit the fuck off' methodology.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I tried reasoning with him, until he annoyed me.Which didn't take long. And then I followed PD's policy.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I enjoy being bullied by geriatric has-beensSo many to choose from, for now I'll take "Gordon Clown" beaten to death by baliffs
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:00,
Reply)
Why would I want to kill Monty?He's not exactly a public figure anyway!
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07,
Reply)
he's a terrible misanthrope.And he's a public figure due to his presence in Only Fools and Horses. Second hand car dealer lols.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
B3ta is the only site we are allowed in the monastry.That and nunporn.com.
(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:02,
Reply)
I think you got confused thereyou asked what porn you were allowed and when they said "none"....
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13,
Reply)
I saw a similar thing once in a hotel lobby.I was shocked and disgusted by a scout leader asking if the porn channel was disabled.
Sick fuck.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I post here to split up the time between jobs.I can't concentrate on work for too long without getting listless.
Can't say I hate any public figure enough to condemn them to death.
(
Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:17,
Reply)
Can't think of a Alt: But the Alt alt: Would be with Leslie Grantham, in the back of a taxi with a revolver.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:19,
Reply)
the chance to read amusing and interesting stuff from people with a congruent sense of humouralt: the head of JP Morgan Chase
alt alt: a bomb at a meeting of bank CEOs
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:27,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »