Don't worry, Nigella is seen as a sexy beast
and the camera never ever strays below her waist becasue she is blatently a massive fatty, not tht you are a fatty, but your pants don't matter...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ha, see if I had a cookery show
the camera would never stray below the waist because I'd be wearing stockings, suspenders and stilettos, and all the viewers at home would know it.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'm wondering whether I should be fapping now.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It's fwapping! btw

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You'd better show him how beegeebee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

All he has to do is gaz me Ape.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I think this is one thing
I won't need help with.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

do you want a guest spot on the cookery show I'm going to have with The Rock?
it's called "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Oh fucking hell.
And I thought my jokes were bad.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm deadly serious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I doubt that kind of exposure would set me up as a younger, sexier Nigella
it doesn't sound terribly highbrow...
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

what do you mean?
it's going to be a proper show, with classy cooking and stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Maybe Kitty and I can do the desserts bit of the programme?

(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

that sounds good to me
desserts are not my strong point, and let's face it, the Rock is only there so I can name the show, and so he can do The People's Eyebrow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

oh hell yeah
erotic cheesecake.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)