I'm wondering
1. how my little girl is doing on holiday
2. how many chops, seekh kebabs and dry meat I’m going to stuff into my greedy maw tomorrow night at the M3CH4-B4$H strategy meeting
3. why I really, really like ‘Return of the Mack’ by Leicester-based policeman-tasering r’n’b midget Mark Morrison
4. whether tonight shall be mindless self-indulgence or flat cleaning
5. whether I can wait until ‘home time’ to eat more food

I’m wondering a lot of things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:02, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hope this useful cut out and keep guide helps
1. Maddie is dead - get over it
2. Many
3. No
4. Wank
5. No
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

wait a sec, who's going to the meeting? I'm not going to the meeting, I haven't been invited, don't know why, think I should be though. I want dry curry.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Sorry Gonz - B4$H board of directors only.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Fuck the lotta ya' 'en, I hope a nuke goes off outside the resturant.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Not that I can afford to come anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'll try and get some more racing tips Gonz
Then you can gamble your way to financial security.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Is a bash strategy meeting where you work out how much lunch money you can rob off the small kids?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

MSI are fucking wank

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Who/what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Mindless Self Indulgence
You'd fucking hate them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

They sound bent.
I meant 'drinke and drugges' not some bunch of poofs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

They are.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Is the mecha-bash going to to have trays of nibbles?
I'm only interested if there are trays of nibbles.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

bb pp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

1. I'm sure she's having a wonderful time.
2. Probably a few.
3. Because it's the best song ever.
4. Flat cleaning so you can enjoy tomorrow more.
5. You probably can. Unless you haven't eaten in 4 days.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Mark Morrison was robbed outside McDonalds the other day
Police are calling for a 'return of the Mac'

was robbed outside McDonalds had his waterproof coat stolen
had his waterproof coat stolen was disappointed with his bowl of 'cheese'
was disappointed with his bowl of 'cheese' had an Apple product stolen from his flat

*goes back to work*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

If that is really what happened

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

The 'bowl of cheese' one is excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

1. She's probably having a great time. Why not phone her and ask how it's going?
2. As many as you can. Try seeing how many at once. Also where the fuck was my invite?
3. I have no idea
4. I didn't know you liked MSI
5. Of course not. Stuff your face properly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

What is this 'MSI' shit?
re: 2
This is an IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING where we discuss how many midget butlers to hire and whether we can get Jean-Michel Jarre on board for the laser finale. There'll be no time for idle chit-chat young lady.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

is Piston still compere?
And can I play a set of Arab Strap, Low, Labradford and Joy Division?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Sure, as long as you don't mind my crapping onto the mixer whilst you're doing so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

deal.
What about my set list choices though? Seeing as Piston brings out the coprophile in you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

If any of that shit goes anywhere near the turntables I'll break your fackin' nose, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

so just hip hop and breaks then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

If you had a piss as well I'm sure I could shoehorn a 'ones and twos' pun into this subthread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

MSI is a band you wouldn't like
:( *sulk*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

They are terrible.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Don't worry, bbz.
My new house is next to the 42 bus stop. Which goes the closest to Tayyab's of all the buses. Near me, at least.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Excellent
looking forward to seeing you soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Yes please.
Come and play soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

they are an awful band
they have a couple of songs that are alright for comedy value. barely.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

The problem I have here is that there was a rather decent UK hip hop act called MSI & Asylum.
It confuses me in my addled, aged state.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)