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Do a crap, smear it on someone then get naked and run off(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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could you do all of that in ten minutes?I'd like to think I'd have a wank, but I know I'd never find good enough porn in that amount of time.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:16,
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A wank without pornOr a 'mental and physical workout' as it's known.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:27,
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There are lots of different kinds of wankSome are merely used to achieve a pleasant sensation or the easing of a hangover. For those surely you don't need sexy pictures?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:30,
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It depends whether one's spam javelin is sufficiently arousable as to be conducive to itSometimes one can find oneself so mentally and physically exhausted that only that video of Darth being bummed and wolfbagged by Sportacus (of Lazytown fame) is going to be sufficient to achieve wanking readiness.
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But Kristine doesn't need to get an erection to masturbateDoes she???! Crikey...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:35,
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How's she supposed to find her clit unless it's protruding like a sore haemorrhoid?God knows I have enough trouble finding those things...
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My mate started a rumour that lesbians put Baby Bio on their clits to make them grow.Some people believed him.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:42,
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they'll be on to your crankshaft next(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:55,
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I think he'd struggleIt can often take upwards of ten minutes just to have a crap.
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