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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I met a b3tan in Sweden last night.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Is he as handsome as I think he is?
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54,
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He is. And is bloody lovely an' all.
As is his missus. It was a pleasure to meet the pair of them.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08,
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assuming it's who I think it is
have you mentioned to his missus that you know all about him vomiting putrid fish up her chuff?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11,
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Haha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:19,
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I'm assured it wasn't her
I do now possess a tin of said putrid fish, though
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:23,
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That's a long way to go just to meet a b3tan
Especially when you have one in your own house.
I hope you're enjoying your honeymoon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:55,
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I'm collecting them, like pokemon
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:09,
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Gotta catch 'em all!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:13,
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