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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah so I totally killed a dragon earlier
Top that bitches
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:38, 95 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I rode a dragon over a rainbow that was ON FIRE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Poidh

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)
ditto mf

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I could screen grab it but I'm not that geeky
By screen grab I mean take a Photo of my telly
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I think you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Another busy day at the games workshop then Bobby

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Actually on the xbox
But did sort out the flat for September and went swimming so was allowed recreation time.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Fuck you PsychoChomp and the fact that you're going to Glastonbury and you have the ability to watch Robyn.
I hope you fall in mud.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
What are you talking about woman?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
PsychoChomp is going to Glastonbury. Robyn will be performing there.
So I said Fuck you and I hope you fall in mud.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
You're being unduly negative again Kristine

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Are you saying that it's not okay to take my anger and frustration out on others that have nothing to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Fo sho

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
can you put this ^^ on the popular page?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I just had a look at the popular page and one of my posts is on there!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I think we can do better than half of what's on there.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I met a b3tan in Sweden last night.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Is he as handsome as I think he is?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
He is. And is bloody lovely an' all.
As is his missus. It was a pleasure to meet the pair of them.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
assuming it's who I think it is
have you mentioned to his missus that you know all about him vomiting putrid fish up her chuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I'm assured it wasn't her
I do now possess a tin of said putrid fish, though
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
That's a long way to go just to meet a b3tan
Especially when you have one in your own house.

I hope you're enjoying your honeymoon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I'm collecting them, like pokemon

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Gotta catch 'em all!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I made dinner
This is a fairly rare occurence. And I did it without being asked, too!

How is everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Going to the pub in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
No WR?
I'm having to watch it later, as mr b3th isn't a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I'll watch it later and then update the HACWRC with my view on it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I shall look forward to that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Just about to go for a run
I. Don't. Wanna.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Talk about it....
(That song will be in my head for ages now)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Then don't, silly!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
I have to
or I'll get fat (again). Plus, I'm meant to be training for a half marathon.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I've told you. It's called a Snickers these days.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Pfft
I doubt you could drag yourself 13 yards, never mind 13 miles. So less of the lip, alright?
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
berk. I'm offended.
I'm well fit innit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I couldn't drag myself all the way to the telly if I didn't have a remote control.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
No wonder you've not bothered with the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
go on with your bad self, girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I speared a monster
by which I mean I fucked your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
You missed Bobbys confession yesterday
He's seemingly related to Jeremy Beadle (RIP)
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Watch out.
Bobby's about.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
lol half the kids won't notice that 'small hands' Bob is interfering with them

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Are you suggesting that Bob would make a great table magician?
'Slight' of hand a particular skills.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
lollers

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
If you will insist on unveiling all my trade secrets
I must start charging.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
he wishes
if he had a beadle-hand he might be able to convince himself that he doesn't have a micro-penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Micro machines were cool
Just saying like
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Bobbys' you helmet!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Fuck off Beadle hands

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Beadle hand surely
Are you drunk? Tired? StOned?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Ain't you got the matching set?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
The other is a hook

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

hook colander
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
How would that be useful?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
For draining pasta

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
for draining potatoes, pasta, vegetables
washing salad leaves...the list goes on. You don't have much imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Instead of a hand?
You facetious butt wrangler
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
you said how would it be useful
it would be useful for the things I suggested.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Literal cunt

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
There's more than one of you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I sincerely hope not

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I'm like Jesus, I'm inside all of you

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Especially the children

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
It builds character

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
They need to learn.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I hope you chased the dragon before you killed it.
Just like Zammo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
How did he ever come by what looked like a kilo of it when he got busted in the locker room
The whole floor was covered in chinawhite
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Most schools around that time used powdered Ajax as their cleaner.
I reckon it was cut to shit and he was going to sell it on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)
It took me years to start shooting up brown, that cunt was at it in two weeks flat

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
You said skag earlier
and I thought skag was a scouse term.
I now know otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)
skag is ubiquitous

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I've never heard anyone else say it, so I thought it was just here

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Yeah but you need to leave Liverpool first ! Duh!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Hey, I lived in Sheffield for three months once.
I'm practically a fucking nomad.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
You jet setter you!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I've heard it in Barnsley and Donny.
Round there it's also called "the 'aarse".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Barnsley
Now there's class.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Aye, thu'z nor place lahk t'Tarn.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
"On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at"

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
It's where my mum comes from

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
It's where I come from too.
Small world, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
What part?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Grew up in Hoyland, then lived fairly near the town centre on Racecommon Road for a few years.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I know Racecommon Rd.
My family is from Worsbro' Common. And some live in Monk Bretton.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I've just eaten a fat bastard tea.
That tops you.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
More details bruv?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
1 pound of beef, i.e. 4 quarter pounders

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)
You stole Al's tea?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I have yet to decide what I shall have for dinner. It will likely include bbq chicken and lo mein.
Because that's what I have in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I kill and eat dragons for breakfast
they taste good with milk and sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)

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