Haven't been censored recently.
But I was dumbfounded earlier. One of the better-looking lasses in the office is wearing a very low cut top. Seriously epic cleavage.

And she is complaining blokes keep on staring at her tits.

Why do some women dress up in this way and then complain? I find this very confusing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's because you've never known the love of a woman.
Don't worry, one day, once you've slid your sausage into somebody's cod wallet, you'll understand.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Sod off you tedious spastic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'd say this is rapidly becoming my favourite meme
except the memes on here are usually untrue.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

That you are a tedious spastic or Luggage is a virgin?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

the former is cold hard fact

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Quite, I meant both of them.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Cod wallet *clicks*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

They dress that way because the way their tits look in it makes them feel (young and) attractive.
However, being women, they don't want men to actually find them attractive based on the amount of cleavage they're showing as that makes them feel cheap.

Hope this helps.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Not a hint of logic in that at all.
So no, not really.

Am I just being a little bit naïve in expecting logic from some people?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

It's too much to expect logic from women, yes.
Just accept it and move on.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

No, we do have logic.
It just differs from normal logic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Fuzzy logic, perhaps?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Did I get close to the mark with my previous post?
I thought it was rather incisive but, being a male, it was based on guesswork.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I think it's fairly close
In my case, I want to look attractive enough that men are interested, but I don't want them to make the sort of comments that imply I'm freely available.

I know, I know. Women are weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

The particular lapse in logical thought that baffles me
is the theory that goes "if I dress more revealingly, men are going to notice my keen mind and dazzling personality".

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be more attractive, but having a go at men because they're noticing that you've got your waps out is self-defeating.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

It's not the noticing that I have a problem with
It's the assumption that I'm putting it on a plate just for them.

See also men who think it's okay to comment on my tits (even when they're not on display) just because they are fucking huge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Yeah, that's just bad mannered.
I can see how that would be annoying. I'd probably be annoyed if girls kept commenting on the massive bulge in my trousers.

Although I find it much more annoying that they don't. Ever. For very obvious reasons.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

the reason being that the bulge is at the back where you have shat yourself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)