I've had people try and start on me
but it's never turned into a fight.

I'm curious to know how I'd handle myself as I'm a big fucker, yet fairly light on my feet, but I don't want to actually get in a fight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's shit, believe me
I've always been drunk so maybe not very coordinated, i think i've mentioned it before that the last person i punched in the face just looked at me in a bemused fashion before i blurted out "my other arm's much stronger"...then his mate donkey punched me :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'm more of a lover than a fighter
Some kid was once getting right in my face and threatening to stab me, so I grabbed his head in both hands and kissed him and pushed him away, he was so confused it sort of defused the situation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I recall my mate telling me a story of when him and a couple of our mates were having a smoke in his parents garden in town
and two scallies started harranguing them from outside the garden at which point one of our mates took the piss. The scallies invaded the garden and my mate punched one in the face, knocking him on his arse, and then punched him in the top of the head for good measure. Sounds amusing, but I'd probably still have bricked it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You'd have bricked him, when he was already down and out?
You're fucking wrong, you sick fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I had a feeling someone would say something like that.
might have known it'd be you. you smelly little oik.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

The only time anybody successfully started on me
I got a pasting as there were seven of them. I took that as a peculiar kind of compliment.

If you're interested, the mates I was with ran off. Low.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)