Dead thread is dead.
I make it Lunch o'clock.

If you were a boxer, what would your boxing nickname be?

Alt: Who would play you in a biopic of your life?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:44, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Al "Corpulent" The Geordie.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

i'm having an irn bru.
It would be quick draw mcgraw, fastest punch in the west

Alt: cheryl cole, we're so much alike, what with our good looks and raw talent
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

do you genuinely believe that she is talented?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

More to the point
does she genuinely believe she's good looking.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

next Kristine will be talking about Cheryl's delightfully mellifluous speaking voice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

And her tollerance of black toilet attendants.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

And her utter class

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

IT'S LIKE A CHOIR OF SWEET ANGELS, YOU HEATHEN

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

If you come to London
you'll find we all speak like Simon Cowell.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

What about the forrins? Is is the law or something?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

The forrins can speak forrin if they like
or they can speak english with forrin accents.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You just said you all speak like Simon Cowell.
His hair is stupid.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

it really is
and I don't understand why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

yeah, he's so rich
why doesn't he have a better hairstyle?

he's probably an alien and we're all brainwashed by hit catchy tv shows and music tunes
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

probably not me though
because I don't watch his shit tv shows
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

+ being burnt at the stake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Tony "The Smug" Vipros
alt: not sure any more. Before losing a load of weight I'd have chosen the fat bloke from Reaper. These days I'm not so sure.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

The croissant kid.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Justin Beiber wearing a comedy "Taliban" beard.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

sounds about right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

You did look a lot like him
I'd say Josh Blue now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I looked at pics and thought "yeah I can see that"
then I learn that he has cerebal palsy. you cunt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Hahaha
Your secret move could be the 'Palsy Punch'. They don't know where it's coming from, and neither do you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I've often thought that
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1031575
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)

that's weird
I didn't think I knew who he was, and yet there I am commenting on it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I wonder what could have caused memory loss

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

haha
my memory for some stuff was shit before I started smoking, and my memory for other stuff remains just as good as it ever was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

to be fair I didn't think I'd ever actually posted that I thought there was a resemblance
but I decided to search QOTW for Josh Blue just in case.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Bruiser Blousie.
Alt: Julie T Wallace.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Never heard of her. Sorry Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Google is your friend.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

No. Google is a search engine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Life and loves of a she devil.
The big lass.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Harsh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Because everyone else hates him.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Any relation to Marsellus?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Ape "The Bear"
I would be played by Knut
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Pauly 'The Puginator' Pops, he licks, he spits, and if you kick him a rainbow he sicks.
I totally got Mini Bento Box for lunch, I fucking love mini bento boxes, I hope they have loads left over on the way home today so I can have some for dinner too. I should have bought 2 of them, as they're just not quite enough to last as a meal that lasts the day.

I think Adam Sandler, if he put on a bit of weight and shrunk a bit, would play me well. He is a fucking fantastic actor when he's not playing the part of the retard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I kick my dog all the time and she never sicks a rainbow :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You have to kick it hard enough so your little toe rips through your shoe and goes up it's sphicnter

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Rip my SHOE?! Are you crazy?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Can't think of anything boxer-like to go with my surname
If indeeeezzzz..

Alt: I'd have to go the Howard Stern route and play myself as Cary Grant is dead already.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Bill "made of " clay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Bill 'Cassius' Clay

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

THAT'S THE...

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Sorry.
I'm tired.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Agnostic "Fuck it, he's going down as soon as you touch him, just finish it quick" Antichrist
Lunch was home made chicken curry, rather tasty, if not hugely filling.

Alt: To convey the rollercoaster of emotions in my life, there could only be one man - Keanu Reeves.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Agnostic "Not in the face!" Antichrist

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

alright?
I watched the vid of you and Kitty. Impressive stuff. Although as I said to her it was too far away, too blurry and there were too many clothes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Ta very much.
There was meant to be an actual video man, but he decided to just take pictures instead, which is very frustrating.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

yeah, you really lose something in the pictures
while they are impressive it's really hard to tell how you get in the position and how long you might hold it etc. whereas the video really shows how fluid it is and frankly how impressive the strength is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

We did film it again from head on during class but it wasn't quite as good.
Thanks :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

shame.
I believe in credit where it's due. People don't get praised enough for doing good stuff these days.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

He was too busy wanking to keep a video camera steady.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

He's gay.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

*shakes head*
So naive.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Bloody benders always with the public masterbation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Agnostic "Not in the face, because I'm now one of the beautiful people!" Antichrist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I used to box, but I didn't have a nickname.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Dr "PhD in Pain" Preference

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Putting things in boxes doesn't really require a nickname.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

how was it?
I've never even hit someone in the face. Apart from my brother, but that doesn't count.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Really? I'm soft as shite, but even i've had to throw a few punches in my time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I've had people try and start on me
but it's never turned into a fight.

I'm curious to know how I'd handle myself as I'm a big fucker, yet fairly light on my feet, but I don't want to actually get in a fight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

it's shit, believe me
I've always been drunk so maybe not very coordinated, i think i've mentioned it before that the last person i punched in the face just looked at me in a bemused fashion before i blurted out "my other arm's much stronger"...then his mate donkey punched me :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'm more of a lover than a fighter
Some kid was once getting right in my face and threatening to stab me, so I grabbed his head in both hands and kissed him and pushed him away, he was so confused it sort of defused the situation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I recall my mate telling me a story of when him and a couple of our mates were having a smoke in his parents garden in town
and two scallies started harranguing them from outside the garden at which point one of our mates took the piss. The scallies invaded the garden and my mate punched one in the face, knocking him on his arse, and then punched him in the top of the head for good measure. Sounds amusing, but I'd probably still have bricked it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

You'd have bricked him, when he was already down and out?
You're fucking wrong, you sick fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I had a feeling someone would say something like that.
might have known it'd be you. you smelly little oik.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

The only time anybody successfully started on me
I got a pasting as there were seven of them. I took that as a peculiar kind of compliment.

If you're interested, the mates I was with ran off. Low.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Great fun.
Hurts less than you'd think, but you do need to be very, very fit.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

It's surprising how quickly the fitness builds up though
I've been working out on a punchbag once or twice a week for about a month or so now, and I could barely manage a couple of minutes at first, now I can easily do 5 or 6 two minute rounds.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I could do with improving my overall fitness
can't afford the gym and I'm really not built for running. And I'm lazy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Boxing clubs tend to be very cheap.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I thought you were meant to use fists?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

This deserves credit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I don't think I'd like getting hit.
The bottom line is I need to go surfing more, because that's the main thing I want to be fit for, and not much else works you out in the same way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

You don't have to actually fight people.
You can just work out on the bags.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

your mum and wife go there?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Badum. and of course, tish.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

AYTHANGYOU

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Why don't you visit one of those training camps in Pakistan or Somalia?
From what I've heard you can lose the equivilant weight of your head!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I try to steer away from any exercise that will make me look tougher than I already look.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I don't have much time so have to excercise on the hoof

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Get yourself a cow
kill it, and then hang up the corpse and use it as a punchbag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

This is a cheap and long term solution

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

damn it
I've got a big chunk of cow. I should've got it in one piece rather than divided into cuts to go in the freezer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

ready tenderrised then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Yates on a Friday night is your friend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Yates is no one's friend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Paula was everyone's friend.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Serves Bob right for taking up with the pub slag

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

And also for being one of the most talentless, annoying cunts ever to draw breath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Applebite for Destruction.
Nicky Aycox please.
Or that chick that plays Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones. She seems suitably vacant.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

she's pretty fucking hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Did you catch the last episode yet?

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I saw the ending coming a mile off.
The penultimate episode though, what a fucking shocker!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Sean Bean is famous for one thing over all else. He always dies.
I was really referring to the last scene with Daenarys in it.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I wasn't aware of that, I was stunned.
Joffrey is a little shit and I hope he gets what's coming to him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

he really is
looks inbred as well which is good casting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Aha, he really does!
Vertically squished face.
I want Sansa to stab him, if Rob doesn't crush him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

totally this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I have cheated by reading the books.
I can gaz you spoilz if you like.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Nah, I do intend to read the books, but only after they've cancelled it.
I hate spoilers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

The series is very close to the books.
They've moved a couple of bits around, like Catelyn questioning Jaime Lannister for example, but they haven't actually changed anything important. Probably because the author's directly involved in the series.

I have been really impressed by the casting etc.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

everything about it has been superb
what's great is that it has been so well received in America as well, meaning that they will definitely make more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

They're going to make one series per book, apparently.
This is good as there's supposed to be 6 or 7 books. It's bad, however, because he's only published one book in the last ten years, which was book four. Book five's being published this year, after being delayed for half a decade.

One of my favourite things about the series is actually the opening credits.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I didn't realise they were still being written.
that's the trouble with fantasy series. I'm glad Terry Goodkind finished writing the Sword of Truth stuff before dying or something.

Not like that idiot Robert Jordan. Not that I've read any of his stuff in years and years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

The first book was published in 1996, laughably.
He takes his sweet fucking time, that's for certain.

I have never read the Wheel of Time series and I never intend to. Everybody who does says it's just not worth the effort.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

it's not
Have a read of Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind. It's a 13 book series (or something). Each book is pretty big. I've read it twice and it's pretty good. Tails off a bit in the middle but the first 4 or 5 are really rather good IMO.

They made a couple of seasons of a tv show, but it got cancelled for being quite crappy (bit like Hercules/Xena -not like the books). It had some frankly stunning women in it though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

That may clash with my hardback-only snobbery,
but I'll certainly have a look!
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I'm the opposite
I strongly dislike hardbacks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'm a wee bit obsessed,
I watched the whole thing in one day. It's absolutely stunning.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I'm tempted to watch it again
I loved it. I love fantasy books and it's rare that there is a film or tv show that comes close to being as good as they could be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I did indeed
I totally saw the ending coming as well.

was funny talking to my mate before he'd seen (I think) the penultimate. He was saying that he was certain Sean Bean and Khal Drogo were going to form an alliance.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Best to not let your mate get into financial futures, then
I have been gratified by the trend for full frontal nudity of hot actresses recently.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I have also been gratified by this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Me three.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I hope your friend doesn't work in a carnival.
I was a bit gutted about the Khal, I was really starting to like him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

same here
on the plus side though: dragons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

True
Although I don't know how the Khaleesi didn't realise that woman was making him worse on purpose.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

blinded by panic and desperation probably

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

If you're going for vacant, surely Mercedes McNab would be best?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

No, I can't stand her.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

She really is incredibly irritating, especially as Harmony

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I think "Lampers" is already connected with boxing
Because I "lamp" people. And used to punch them, too.

Alt: I have no idea. I don't look like a celebrity because I look like a pan.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

What about her?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

For a version of you that has been driven insane, and spent years attacking anyone that moves, whilst being ravaged by alcohol and drugs, before finally turning feral.
You could be played by Miriam Margoyles...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Why does everyone keep saying people I've never heard of!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

You've never heard of Miriam Margoyles?
Amongst other things, she did the Cadburys caramel bunny girl advert.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

googled her: I do know her, just not her name
I think the rest of that lot are all a bit scifi for me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

She voiced the Caramel Bunny

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

She's not very nice looking.
I'm not pleased by this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Very erudite though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

It's a hateful - but thankfully unfounded - comparison.
You're luvverly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Thank you!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

It's not hateful! I'm not hateful!
Just when I see her, I'm reminded very very slightly of Lampito. And as I quite like Miriam Margoyles, this isn't a bad thing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

You should be Agnostic 'Hateful' Combichrist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

You should be dead.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

This is a medical fact.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

He should be hit in the face with a munchy box until his teeth fall out

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

See if he can still pass as a fit bird with his nose on sideways.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Considering the age of the photo in question, I think I should be OK

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Fuck off and die.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I did point out that would only be the case if you looked 1,000,000,000,000 times worse!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

hot!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Monty Boyce the Ladies' Choice, super-bad lover with the golden voice*.
Alt: Gary Oldman. As well you know.


*lightning palms, titanium arms, schoolin' all the ladies with my fresh charms
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Rather than just ringing a bell to signal the start of a bout.
You could insist that the 'ring-a-rang-a-dong' with the 'dong' being the bell.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Then immediately flee the ring and go on a touring holiday,
taking the sights of London and New York, followed by a short break in the Netherlands - RIGHT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

RIGHT!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Monty Boyce, the eighties hiphop boxer.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I would step into the ring to the sound of 'Mama Said Knock You Out' by LL Cool J.

One of my favourite hip hop records ever. It's a work of genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Haha that's one of the very few hiphop records
that I actually like.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Oh man I really love that tune.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

what is your view on Express Yourself by NWA?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

It's a good tune.
I particularly like Dr 'The Chronic' Dre's line 'I don't smoke weed or sess, 'cos it's known to give a brother brain damage'. Not a real doctor, then.

On the whole I'm not keen on NWA really - their best tune is '100 Miles and Runnin'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

almost exactly my views in your first couple of lines there.
don't think I've heard those other two.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDti_Xnnmo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'll try and remember to check them out tonight
which reminds me: listened to Black Mountain yet?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Hahah nope.
I am a mong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Oh boy, totally just got hold of my controls for the air con unit.
I can see me forgetting to turn it off all the time now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

We interrupt this broadcast to go OOOOH
www.extremetech.com/extreme/87680-new-alloy-turns-waste-heat-into-electricity-for-free

Hands up who suspects we shall never hear of this again, like promising HIV vaccines or nanotechnology.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

that sounds incredibly promising
probably never come to much, but could be used so many places
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

It does
post-oil technology perhaps.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I never believe a word of such things,
ever since my faith in science was DESTROYED FOREVER by the LIES peddled by the Tomorrow's World team.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I feel the same about NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

The age of innocence has now passed forever, Al.
In fact if I wasn't due to be STUFFING MY FUCKING FACE full of TAYYAB'S lamby goodness in a little over 5 hours, I think I might shed a tear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

You evil bastard.
I'm going a pub near Guildford, Surrey.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Oh, don't be.
We can't all go to Tayyab's every night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

YES!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I know that pub.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Oh man, I hope you don't pop in for a pint while we're eating

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Don't worry
I can't be socialising with cyclists.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I have a new T-shirt that I will be wearing.
It it olive green and written across the chest is "I have no interest in your worthless and ill informed opinions".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Daily Mash?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Yep
It amused me a lot so I bought one.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

There should be a retrospective
highlighting their correct predictions over the 38 year run.

Maybe 20 minutes just before the news?

EDIT:
Although wikipedia says

In many cases the show offered the British public its first chance to see key technologies that subsequently became commonplace, notably:

The Breathalyser (1967)
The ATM (1969)
The pocket calculator (1971)
The digital watch (1972)
Teletext (Ceefax) (1975)
The personal stereo (1980)
The compact disc and player (1981)
The camcorder (1981)
Barcode reader (1983)
Radio Automation, pioneered on Pirate FM 102 (1992)
Clockwork radio (1993)
Robotic vacuum cleaner, pioneered on Electrolux Trilobite prototype (1996)

Perhaps the best-remembered item in the programme's history was the introduction of the compact disc in 1981, when presenter Kieran Prendiville demonstrated the disc's supposed indestructibility by spreading strawberry jam on a Bee Gees CD. The show also gave the first British TV exposure to the group Kraftwerk, who performed their then-forthcoming single "Autobahn" as part of an item about the use of technology in musicmaking. Another programme concerning new technology for television and stage lighting featured The Tremeloes and the Syd Barrett-led Pink Floyd.

Offbeat aspects of show
Featured inventions that didn't change our lives included a fold-up car that fitted into a suitcase and numerous gadgets such as miracle chopping boards for the kitchen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

The theme tune's good - but do you really want 15 minutes of it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

the calculator watch isn't on that list?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

just heard from my mate who tells me that the recording of our gig last Friday is good enough
that with some mastering we'll be able to use it for a live EP, if not a full album. *GLESS*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Oh nice.
Link asap pls.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

hopefully I'll get the CD tonight and I'll try and upload some over the weekend.
Our new stuff pisses all over most of the stuff we've recorded before. Much more interesting and with a better groove. Some of the songs we recorded before were pretty weak, particularly when they got produced. We're all about the raw live sound.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Now. About that name....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I've come to the conclusion that our music will appeal most to drunk people and children
so the name is fine.

I've brought up changing it, but the others weren't keen *shrugs*

not a lot I can do. I've got a side project with a slightly less stupid name, and we are toying with the idea of getting a different drummer in, getting our drummer on guitar and keyboards and playing more rock stuff, which would be under a different and no doubt better name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)