One of my favourite mock threats is to tell someone I'm going to rip off their head and shit down their neck

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I prefer "I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I believe any hole's a goal.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Thanks Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann
That is a classic. Plus, you can do it whenever. You don't always need a shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Your facebook feed suggests otherwise.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

We've established that it's only Tuesday mornings when I go running that I invariably have to defecate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

What do you eat on Monday nights?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

COCK

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

is it bigger if it's capitalised?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Cock

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Duke Nukem?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Doubt it
Never played Duke Nukem. Honestly don't know where I heard it, or if it's my own (or a mate's) spin on the Clerks classic "tonight we're gonna take off that motherfucker's head, take out his fuckin' soul"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Ahh, that's what I know it from
The best threat I know is "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

naa, it's in at least one film in the standard form.
it's been around for ages. Don't think it is from any one source.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Fair enough!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

The first time I heard that line was in the Clint Eastwood film Heartbreak Ridge..
..but I'm pretty sure it's been used elsewhere.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)