How do you know when yor sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes of blood.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What do you call a fat girl with a yeast infection?
A whopper with cheese
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

^^^ This

(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

3 vampires walk into a bar. Vampire 1 says "Pint of blood please", gets served, and sits down. Vampire 2 says "Same again please", gets served, sits down. Vampire 3 says "Pint of hot water please", gets served, sits down, only to be ripped by his mates. "You massive gay, how come you're not on the blood?"

Vampire 3 says "Fuck off", pulls out a tampon, and says "I'm making a brew"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I think I've just been a bit sick.
Bleurgh.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Do you have a yeast infection?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

For you to insinuate that I am fat, your Lardship
is a touch hypocritical, I'd say. No I don't, and even if I did, they don't make you vomit.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Unless you forget to tell your boyfriend you have one before he chows down on your tuna canoe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Yes, but that still wouldn't make me vomit
although it might make him sick, I grant you. You may however have a click for tuna canoe, as I've not heard that one before.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)

kindest regards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You can't have your kayak and eat it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)