Less than a minute that took

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

His obsession with you is quite sweet really.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Chompesque

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Alright, Yoda, that'll do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

When 900 years you reach
....oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

OH MAN I LOVE QUOTING FROM STAR WARS ALMOST AS MUCH AS 'WITHNAIL'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Withnail hates to quote Star Wars, you muppet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

OH, DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO HAVE A DRINK NOW?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I'M PLAYING THE 'WITHNAIL DRINKING GAME', YOU SEE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*mumbles*
*something about cunt*

Err, aye. Go on then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

you're fine
that's not how the withnail drinking game works.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

OH OK.
IS IT 'EVERY TIME A HUGELY OVERRATED PIECE OF STUDENT WANKY DIALOGUE IS SAID BY LUVVIE WANKSTAIN RICHARD GRANT - SORRY 'RICHARD E GRANT' I HAVE TO HAVE A DRINK?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Your incessant shouting is just like watching the Grantmeister "act"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

actually, no.
You just have to match them both drink for drink. It makes the film much more bearable. Bonus points for actually chinning lighter fluid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I SEE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)