I've seen quite a number of kids run into lampposts, school kids being pushed into bushes by their friends
None of them hugely stick in my mind anymore though, not since the magnificent one of the lad who jumped off the bus, shouted 'Wanker!' through the closing doors, turned, and walked straight into one of his teachers. The look of horror crossing the lads face was magnificent.

Alt: TGB, BGB, Aber, Chickenlady, PJM, Crowsephine, Tourettes, DG, Bella, POA, Spak, Lusty, Lampito, and Spikeypickle are all absolutely ace people. They're all very friendly, and most of them are even patient with a spacker like myself in the flesh.

I look forward to meeting Monty, Jeff, Sportscow and Darth at some point too.

And as for the mighty badger, meh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:39, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sod ya then!
*Stomps off*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Why?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

you massive ninja deleting shitweasel.
I was happy being part of your "Meh"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Too little.
Too late.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

In all honesty, you were a genuine mistake
I listed people I knew were on here now, you completely slipped my mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

And now I'm a 'genuine mistake'
*breaks down again*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

That's how FreeFair's parents describe him.
So don't worry, you're not alone!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Woop!
I've made the list
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Well whoop de fucking do!

( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

In your face PJ
Where is your Duncan now?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I'm the only person in the world who can tell us apart!

( Peej, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I'm BLIND!
He cannee see man!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Likewise mate
We'll bash it up at some point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

My ex husband had half a front tooth missing
from walking into a lamp post while reading a comic.

he was 16 when this happened
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)