Most wimmins in films
In fact what AB said, most of them, but especially Beyonce, average at best, with some I can see what all the fuss is about even if it's not for me, but i'm genuinely staggered that she's supposed to be the hottest woman on earth by some reckonings, I have trouble even remembering her face.

Actually while I think of it Sandra Bullock Keira knightly Jenifer Lopez are all not worth the bother.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:49, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes, Sandra Bullock is plain.
And how did we forget Julia Roberts, who looks like a librarians idea of a librarian.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Massive gob an' all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Oh god, yes
forgot all about her, and while we're at it, Michele Pfifer(however you spell it) and Kim Basinger can fuck off too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Basinger was filthy, though.
Or, at least looked as though she would be.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

fine
you can have her then, I'm bored of her pestering me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

AB?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

sorry
wrong badger, you guys all look the same to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Keira Knightley would be pretty if she stopped doing that stupid fucking pouty face
and put about 4 stone on.
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Best description of her, courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson:
"She's like an ironing board with a face".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

There is much merit in this.

(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

It made me laugh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Re Beyonce
It's a shame she never married the late, trumpet-playing host of Record Breakers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

i don't get it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Beyonce Castle

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I still dont g...
wait! hahahahha!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Sorry.
I stick to the obvious puns in future. Me trying to be a bit 'clever' clearly doesn't work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I had to say that aloud
before I got it. /downs
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I disagree about Knightley, I like her a lot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

her face is nice
she's got the body of a teenage boy, though. So, basically, what you are saying is that you want teenage boys. Do you want teenage boys?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

she doesn't have a willy
that I know of.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

try to hide your disappointment

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)