Ill-advised Danish, you say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

INFIDEL!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

well, as I'm sure you'r all on the edge of you seats...
There were no Danishs (i'm not putting an apostrophe there but how the hell do you pluralise Danish?), so have gone for a Double Decker as it's Friday.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Danishes, I reckon.
Thanks for the update - be sure to also tell us when you go for a poo, won't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

usually mid-afternoon
I'll let you know if there's any change in routine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

That would be very much appreciated.
I have to update Chompy's spreadsheet for him seeing as he's away.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I shall.
Do you want me to count the times I just sit there and play Angry Birds for 10 minutes to escape from my co-workers or only the times I actually take a dump?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Double Deckers are rank.
Should have had a Lion bar.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

there were no Lion bars
and anyway Lion bars are fucking bent, if I may use the boycism
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I can see us falling out over this.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

well, I'd offer to arm wrestle you over it, but you'd win
Chess?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You are right, I would win.
I can't play chess though. How about ludo?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

nah, let's stick to Chess.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)