I've got my stag do this weekend
and have made people aware that any attempts at making me naked or shaving me will be met first with a savage beating and then with being uninvited from my wedding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

are you excited?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

yeah, wish I was going earlier
finishing work at 3, which is too far away!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

have a LOVELY time mate.
how far til the actual wedding day?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

it's on the 10th of September
so not all that long!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

nope!
it'll fly by.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I hate all that stuff and banned it all from my stag do
I wanted a good pissup all day with a load of good friends and that is all, ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

that's my view
I think I've got it across well enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Take a 2x4 just in case they forget

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)