e coli can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
and if I get another kidney infection, I will be less than impressed.

Make your own threats here. Points for enthusiasm.

Alt: What about that weather, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:00, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got my stag do this weekend
and have made people aware that any attempts at making me naked or shaving me will be met first with a savage beating and then with being uninvited from my wedding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

are you excited?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

yeah, wish I was going earlier
finishing work at 3, which is too far away!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

have a LOVELY time mate.
how far til the actual wedding day?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

it's on the 10th of September
so not all that long!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

nope!
it'll fly by.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I hate all that stuff and banned it all from my stag do
I wanted a good pissup all day with a load of good friends and that is all, ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

that's my view
I think I've got it across well enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Take a 2x4 just in case they forget

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Less than impressed? that sounds scary.
If I get stuck behind another granny on the highway doing 80 in the 100 zone, I think the vein on my forehead may pop with rage.

weather here is such that my garden is swimming in about an inch of water in all directions.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm fucking scary, me.
About five years ago, I managed to acquire some e cloi from somewhere, which caused me a very serious kidney infection that nearly saw me off. Yesterday I had a bout of gastric unpleasantness and for the past 16 hours I've had the same pain that I had then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

have you been eating German bean sprouts?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

If I dont get a pint at lunchtime in the sun
I will murder everyone who enters our office this afternoon.

For some reason I didn't realise you were Scottish, despite the fact that your brother is. I shall call you Mcb3th

Alt:
Weather is lovely here!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)