I still have my wheels.
Never done anything remotely naughty, apart from the beer thing. At the ripe old age of nearly 38, I've never had so much as a drag of anything I shouldn't have, and the strongest drug I've ever had is morphine. Unfortunately, I had to be very ill to get that , and they wouldn't let me take any home with me when I left the hospital.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Start now!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Not really interested, to be honest.
Although for some reason, there are days when I would absolutely kill for a fag, and can even taste them. I am so weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Sometimes God tells me to kill fags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You're on form today, even with a hangover.
*claps*
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Some of my best 'work' on here is when I've not had any sleep at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I would imagine it brings out the more surreal quality in your jokes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)