my best man and the singer from my band
it wasn't naughtiness so much as misadventure though. He's got some fucking funny stories
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your band has a signer?
Do you do a lot of gigs for the deaf?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

*gesticulates*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

No, but when they've finished, the audience to a man wishes to God that they were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

The weather man on local radio has just confirmed
that the U2 gig at Glastonbury will be 'wet'.

I thin kwe could have all told him that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

'fucking shite' would be a more accurate forecast

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Did he also mention that there was a high chance of it being 'fucking bent and for cunts'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:22, Reply)

that's the general Glastonbury forecast
this year and for the past couple at least
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Make that 19 years and I agree wholeheartedly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Unless you're planning on passing some of them on, this might well be your most pointless post ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

fuck you
www.b3ta.com/questions/cringe/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

AAARGH
I was reading the stories, got to the colonoscopy one, read the comments, clicked on the "Anal warts" picture....

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

what are you doing here?
isn't it your stag weekend?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

it's just after lunch on a friday
that makes it still time for work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Lies!
No work should be done on a Friday afternoon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

^this
Unless you're a nurse or summat.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

and then it's more like giving pain pills out to shut them up

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Or a drug dealer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Ah yes!
The profession where you're always on call.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

depends on what work you do.
my company is not in the best of states, so I can't just fuck about all the time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

No one's turned up. He's currently playing the 'Withnail Drinking Game' on his own and sobbing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

ooh what game is that???

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

It's some pitiful student wankery,
whereby you watch the vastly-overrated film 'Withnail and I' and you have to match Richard 'Richard E Grant' Grant's appallingly overplayed character drink for drink. It's, like, sooooooo funny?

(it's not funny)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Well it is a bit
but then I'm a wanker student so this might explain it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

does it get funnier as you get drunk[er]?
I don't think I've ever played a game like that. Tried to play power hour once, it was a bit lame.

We usually just play cards.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)