Good luck and I hope you have a good time : )
I can't wait to hear about the aftermath.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

thanks :-)
I feel like I shouldn't be nervous, but when you've had a series of people telling you for some weeks that they are going to fuck you up it's hard not to be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Go for a nice poo before you leave.
It might be the last time in your life that your anus is that taut.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You get used to it mate
I've found that my sense of fear has diminished in accordance with the tautness of my anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

either I've misconstrued what they are saying, or you and Monty have
I'm hoping it's the latter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Well I certainly have. Deliberately.
However Monty and I never agree on anything, so he hasn't, and you have. Clear?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

They're saying by the end of the day
you will be desperately attempting to salvage the remnants of your formerly normal anus, which will be incapable of performing it's function adequately, meaning a lifetime of adult-nappies. Hope this helped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

The time between the stag do and the wedding should allow the stitches to heal quite nicely
Don't sit down though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

thanks for clearing that up.
I hope then that at least my brothers aren't involved.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

If they excuse themselves simultaneously at any point I suggest you panic

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm afraid they are the 'ring-leaders'.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

hehe!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)